Thai Alphabet

บ

B (Boat with captain looking). Male as most captains are males

ป

P - voiceless (The boat has a balloon to float and sPy). Male

ข

Kh - aspirated (witch coming out of her hut, Cackling). Female as witches are women

ก

K - voiceless (chiCKen clucking). Male

ท

T (Turtle). Ladyboy

ม

M (Meditating) ladyboy

น

N (Naughty. Looks like a 96, and ladyboys do things opposite of how they are). Ladyboy

ค

Kh - aspirated (Carrying a cactus). Ladyboy

ด

D (he’s a Distortionist looking at his Dick). Male

ต

T - voicless (his sTomach sags). Male

ว

W (Waving the legs) Can also be a -ua sound. Ladyboy

ร

R (ladyboy’s getting tired of standing on head so Rolls down hill). At the end of syllable, N (ladyboys like to go out at the end of the Night). Ladyboy

ล

L (squirreL). At the end of syllable, N (squirrels look for Nuts at Night). Ladyboy

จ

CH - voiceless (The captain from the boat found and island and decided to CHew tobacco). Male

ง

NG (diviNG). Ladyboy

ย

Y (2 ladyboys are Yapping). Ladyboy

พ

P - aspirated (ladyboy is looking around to see who’s watching while Pushing against the mirror). Ladyboy

ผ

P - aspirated (Woman is looking at herself Pushing against the mirror). Female

ฟ

F (sound made when you blow up balloon). Ladyboy

ฝ

F (sound made when you blow up balloon). Female

ส

S (like another letter but something’s Sticking out). Female because women like sticking stuff in their hair

ศ

S (like another letter but something’s Sticking out). Female because women like sticking stuff in their hair

ษ

S (like another letter but something’s Sticking out). Female because women like sticking stuff in their hair

อ

AU (captain’s in AWE at the beautiful scenery). AWE if vowel or silent if consonant. Male

ห

H (Humpback girl). If not a consonant, it changes the corresponding ladyboy letter to a female. That doesn’t change the sound, just the tone. Female.

Roll of tape, so you don’t pronounce the letter below it. Used in foreign words.

า

AA (sound you make when opening mouth at dentist) But cloesr to Perima aah when brushing my teeth.

EEE (ChimnEEEEYYY).

ช

CH (head is CHopped off). Ladyboy

ซ

S (head is not only chopped, but also Sliced off). Ladyboy

ะ

A (pizzA toppings on the side) but closer to how perima says it when brushing my teeth. If there’s a vowel attached to it, it shortens that vowel. Written like this if the sound is at the end of the word. If it’s in the middle, only 1 is there on top instead of 2.

EE (Igloo) (also, looks like upside down smile, which people do when they’re happY).

OO (hOOK) but said like an Indian

OOO (ballOON)

EUEU (bIrd) But smile then clench your teeth and have the tongue close to the roof of the mouth before starting to say it and smile through the entire time saying it to pronounce properly

EU (bUrp) But smile then clench your teeth and have the tongue close to the roof of the mouth before starting to say it and smile through the entire time saying it to pronounce properly

ฮ

H (being Happy sitting under the palm tree). Ladyboy.

เ

AYYY (gAY) said like Indian

Shortens a vowel when ะ isn’t used

ญ

Y (ladyboy fishing on her Yacht). These are nocturnal fish, so at the end of the word, it’s an n. Ladyboy.

ณ

N (chicken doing Ninety-six). Ladyboy

ฬ

L (Loopy ladyboy). Ladyboy

แ

AAA (bAAd to the bone on a saxophone)

โ

OAOA (cOAt hanger) said with indian accent

AWE (Like in awe of scenery but short)

UH AND UUHH

IYA AND IIIYA

EUA AND EUEUA

UWA AND UUWA

ฉ

CH (Cheering for her). Female

ถ

TH (chicken has ingrown Toenail). Female

ฐ

T (Trish is fishing for Tuna fish). Female

ฎ

D (drunk) male

ฏ

T (drunk guy’s sTomach is inward). Male

ภ

P (ladyboy has a Pusball). Ladyboy

ธ

T (Tooth). Ladyboy

ทร

S (Steam train). Ladyboy

รร

UH (rUn). Ladyboy

Just repeat the last word

A dot for abbreviations like in misc. or etc.

ไ

EYE

ใ

EYE

Ends with singing syllable and starts with female

questioning tone (since singing makes females question themselves emotionally)

Ends with singing syllable and starts with male

no tone (since males are bored by singing)

Ends with singing syllable and starts with ladyboy

no tone (since ladyboys are male and males are bored by singing)

Ends with dead syllable and starts with female

Sad tone (since at a disco if they take a bunch of drugs, females die quickly since they aren’t used to taking drugs)

Ends with dead syllable and starts with male

Sad tone (since at a disco if they take a bunch of drugs, males die quickly since they aren’t used to taking drugs)

Ends with dead syllable and starts with ladyboy

Long vowel: exciting tone (since ladyboys don’t die immediately from drugs and the fat ones shout as they slowly die)

Short vowel: uncertain tone (since ladyboys don’t die immediately from drugs and the thin ones are confused as they are turned into ghosts)

Male

Sad tone (since dagger kills males instantly)

Female

Sad tone (since dagger kills females instantly)

Ladyboy

exciting tone (since ladyboys die melodramatically instantly)

Male

Exciting (since males like surfing)

Female

Exciting (since females like surfing)

Ladyboy

Uncertain (since ladyboys don’t feel good about surfing)

Male

Uncertain (as snobbish people with bowties wondering whether other people with bowties are really high class or just fake)

Female

Uncertain (as snobbish people with bowties wondering whether other people with bowties are really high class or just fake)

Ladyboy

Uncertain (as snobbish people with bowties wondering whether other people with bowties are really high class or just fake)

Male

Question (people climb mountains. Why? Because they’re there)

Female

Question (people climb mountains. Why? Because they’re there)

Ladyboy

Question (people climb mountains. Why? Because they’re there)