34h the real one tho

Postquam convīvae discessērunt

After the guests departed

nē tum quidem cubitum iērunt Cornēlius et Aurēlia

not even then did Cornelius and Aurelia go to bed

nam multa dē convīviō

for many things about the banquet

inter sē dīcēbant

they were telling among themselves

AURĒLIA: Placuitne tibi cēna, Gāī?

Aurelia: Did the dinner please you, Gaius?

CORNĒLIUS: Ita vērō!

Cornelius: Yes indeed!

CORNĒLIUS: Tū quidem omnia

Cornelius: You certainly did everything

CORNĒLIUS: optimē ēgistī

Cornelius: excellently

CORNĒLIUS: Coquus nōbis cēnam parāvit optimam

Cornelius: The cook prepared an excellent dinner for us

CORNĒLIUS: quae ab omnibus laudābātur

Cornelius: which was praised by everyone

CORNĒLIUS: Quam ingēns erat ille porcus!

Cornelius: How huge that pig was!

CORNĒLIUS: Maiōrem porcum

Cornelius: A larger pig

CORNĒLIUS: numquam vīdī

Cornelius: I have never seen

CORNĒLIUS: Glīrēs quoque suāviōrēs

Cornelius: Sweeter dormice also

CORNĒLIUS: numquam ēdī

Cornelius: I have never eaten

AURĒLIA: Cūr tam sērō advēnit Titus?

Aurelia: Why did Titus arrive so late?

AURĒLIA: Quid eī acciderat?

Aurelia: What had happened to him?

CORNĒLIUS: Nihil!

Cornelius: Nothing!

CORNĒLIUS: Amīcō veterī

Cornelius: His old friend

CORNĒLIUS: in popīnā occurrerat

Cornelius: he had met in a bar

AURĒLIA: In popīnā?

Aurelia: In a bar?

AURĒLIA: Ubi?

Aurelia: Where?

CORNĒLIUS: Prope Forum Rōmānum

Cornelius: Near the Roman Forum

AURĒLIA: Omnēs popīnae sunt foedae

Aurelia: All the bars are filthy

AURĒLIA: sed foedissimae omnium

Aurelia: but the most disgusting of all

AURĒLIA: sunt popīnae prope Forum sitae

Aurelia: are the bars located near the Forum

CORNĒLIUS: Ita vērō!

Cornelius: Yes indeed!

CORNĒLIUS: Iam ēbrius erat

Cornelius: he was already drunk

CORNĒLIUS: cum in trīclīnium irrūpit

Cornelius: when he burst into the dining room

CORNĒLIUS: Omnēs convīvae

Cornelius: All the guests

CORNĒLIUS: erant īrātissimī

Cornelius: were furious

AURĒLIA: Fit in diēs molestior

Aurelia: He is becoming more troublesome every day

CORNĒLIUS: Sed hāc nocte

Cornelius: But tonight

CORNĒLIUS: erat molestissimus

Cornelius: he was extremely troublesome

AURĒLIA: Quōmodo?

Aurelia: How?

CORNĒLIUS: Missī sunt tālī

Cornelius: The dice/knucklebones were thrown

CORNĒLIUS: arbiter bibendī creātus est ille

Cornelius: he was appointed the master of the drinking

CORNĒLIUS: iussit duōs cyathōs aquae

Cornelius: he ordered two small measures of water

CORNĒLIUS: et trēs cyathōs vīnī

Cornelius: and three small measures of wine

AURĒLIA: Paulātim igitur

Aurelia: So gradually

AURĒLIA: fiēbat magis ēbrius?

Aurelia: was he becoming more drunk?

CORNĒLIUS: Minimē!

Cornelius: No! / Not at all!

CORNĒLIUS: Statim factus est maximē ēbrius

Cornelius: Immediately he became very drunk

CORNĒLIUS: nam nīl nisi merum bibit

Cornelius: for he drank nothing but undiluted wine

CORNĒLIUS: Bene tibi, Gāī!

Cornelius: Here’s to you, Gaius!

CORNĒLIUS: clāmat et

Cornelius: he shouts and

CORNĒLIUS: Bene tibi, Messalla!

Cornelius: Here’s to you, Messalla!

CORNĒLIUS: tum collāpsus est

Cornelius: then he collapsed

CORNĒLIUS: vīnō oppressus

Cornelius: overcome by wine

CORNĒLIUS: Hominem magis ēbrium quam Titum

Cornelius: A man more drunk than Titus

CORNĒLIUS: numquam vīdī

Cornelius: I have never seen

AURĒLIA: Quid tum accidit?

Aurelia: Then what happened?

CORNĒLIUS: Iussī servōs

Cornelius: I ordered the slaves

CORNĒLIUS: eum lectīcā portāre domum

Cornelius: to carry him home in a litter

CORNĒLIUS: quam celerrimē

Cornelius: as quickly as possible

AURĒLIA: Fortasse crās

Aurelia: Perhaps tomorrow

AURĒLIA: fiet vir vīnō abstinentissimus

Aurelia: he will become a man who completely refrains from wine

CORNĒLIUS: Fortasse!

Cornelius: Perhaps!