The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

Top of scene 3 (After Paul: Oh, okay. Well, bye Emma! Sigh, Emma. Oh shoot! I forgot Bill‘s caramel frappe… eh, screw Bill.

Hi! Do you have a few minutes to talk about saving the planet?

Hi! Can I talk to you about saving the planet?

(To Paul) Hi! Are you interested in saving the planet?

Paul: Oh… yes, I am, but I just got off work.

It’ll only take a few minutes… It’s for the planet.

Paul: Yeah, but…

I just wanna talk to you about how you can help contribute to Greenpeace’s efforts around the globe…

Paul: Oh! Greenpeace? You know what? I’m actually already signed up with you guys. I already give.

Oh! How generous of you! So you know about our campaign to save the sea turtles?

Paul: Yeah, I’ve been getting the emails. Been reading all about it.

Oh yeah? About the campaign that doesn’t exist? The only I just made up? You don’t give to Greenpeace, do you?

Paul: You know how much of that money actually goes to the turtles?

None, I just made that up…

Paul: Sorry, I don’t have anything

Wow. You’re a real humanitarian

Paul: you know, you come on a little strong with that whole ‘save the planet’ bit. As if I’m gonna do that single-handedly

Well, you know what… (thunderrrrr)

Paul: No, no… No one wanted to become a mindless, alien slave! Well, I’m gonna put a stop to this.

I thought you didn’t care about saving the planet.