Drama Lines

My whole like, all I ever knew was smashing…

Exposition alert!

I earned my name. the Obliterator

Smashy was taken

a dark sorcerer names Haruspex

Enter evil wizard!

if you must

This is getting good!

REVERSONIA BALLANTONDRO!

Ouch!

I’ll guide you to that fate

Montage Incoming!

Soon, it was time to journey on to my first tour

Enter 4 bumpkins! Us!

Enter 4 bumpkins us

I’m telling you; it was a troll

I hope your eyes decieve you, for there is none more deadly or unforgiving than the Obliterator!

And ugly!

and ugly

Ugly? all trolls are ugly. But Gorgondolous is so unsightly, he frightens other trolls!

took out an entire regiment but with one swing!

He brained a giant so hard, it spent the rest of its days thinking it was a doe. You’d find it prancing about the wilderness, eating berries off the branch!

His face is a far superior weapon

There’s also a matter of the smell

Gassier than a red dragon

But with breath is so foul you’’ consider slicing of your nose

The one the only Gorgondolus

Colour us distrustful

No matter, we’ll simply make due, in fact

STOP! AT ONCE!

Yes

Gorgondolus the Obliterator? The infamous troll warrior

The one where I assulted the groom with a tambourine?

That was my uncle Goodwin’s wedding! coughed up tiny cymbals for weeks

a poof of magic smoke!

POOF