Clue: On Stage(High school edition) Yvette's lines

WADSWORTH. Yvette?

Monsieur! I didn't hear you come in! You frightened me half to death!

WADSWORTH. Wouldn't want to do that. There are so many better ways to die. Please turn off that noise. Is everything ready?

Oui.

WADSWORTH. Ah. Right on time. You have your instructions?

Oui.

WADSWORTH. Not to worry, Colonel. It's just the maid, in the Hall, with the champagne cork.

Champagne?

MUSTARD. Oh, uh, don't mind if I...

Zis way Monsieur.

WADSWORTH. Indeed. I'll be with you in a moment.

Follow me, Colonel.

WHITE. We've never met.

(Cheekily) Champagne?

WADSWORTH. Oh, yes.

Bonjour Madame. Pleaze, come in from ze rain.

PEACOCK. Don't be ridiculous, I've never seen this woman before in my life.

Champagne?

PEACOCK. What is that smell? It's something... familiar

Shark's fin soup

COOK. I know

Bon appetit!

(Scene 3) (The Study)

Coffee? Brandy?

Wadsworth. Thank you, Yvette. That will be all.

Oui, Monsieur.

WADSWORTH. It's locked! Who's in there? Who's screaming?

C'est moi!

WADSWORTH. Yvette?!

Oui!

WADSWORTH. Yvette, are you alright?!

No!

MUSTARD. Yvette?! Are you alive?!

Of course I'm alive, you ee-diot! No zanks to you, Wadsworth! You've locked us up in zis house wiz a murderer!

WHITE. So the murderer is here?

Oui!

GREEN. Where?

Where? Here! We're all looking at him. Or her...

PEACOCK. I'm an old woman who may or may not have been poisoned! It's amazing I'm anywhere!

I heard you all in ze Study- one of you is ze killer!

PLUM. How could you hear us in "ze" study?

I was listening! I have a tape recorder in ze Billiard Room connected to ze study! Monsieur Boddy asked me to record your converzation!

PLUM. Why would he ask you to do that?!

For more evidence, of course! Wadsworth revealed your secrets in ze study; now zey are all recorded.

PLUM. What a snake! I've got to destroy them! Where are the tapes?

Who cares about the tapes?! What about ze body?!

MUSTARD. What body?

Boddy's body!

WHITE. But, Yvette, why were you screaming in there, all by yourself?

Because I was frightened! I also drank ze Cognac. Maybe I am poisoned too! Plus, one of you is ze killer! Monsieur Boddy is dead!

WHITE. Who else is in the house?

Only ze Cook.

ZE COOK!

PEACOCK. In the Study. Any one of us could have picked it up.

I wasn't even in ze study.

PEACOCK. Oh my. All this excitement. If you'll excuse me, I have to uh... is there a little girl's room?

Oui oui, madame.

PEACOCK. No, I just want to powder my nose.

Zere's a toilette outside ze Billiard Room.

SCARLET. The bridge is washed out; that should buy us some extra time.

But I don't want extra time! I want ze police to arrive! I am trapped in zis houze wiz a murderer!

MUSTARD. Is there anyone else in the house?

No!

SCARLET. Cool it, Butler! While you lose your marbles, I'm over here trying to do something useful! Have you all forgotten about the evidence against us?

The evidence!

MUSTARD. Evidence against us aside, first things first. We're in a room with two dead bodies

And ze cops are on zeir way!

PLUM. Some party this is turning out to be.

Help me, Monsieur Green.

WADSWORTH. There! Locked!

Voila!

MUSTARD. What are you going to do with the key to the safe, Wadsworth?

Oh yes! Ze key!

WADSWORTH. I have an idea, we'll throw it outside.

Oui! A l'exterieur

MUSTARD. Riiiight. There's nobody in the study.

All: No!

Plum: But if we split up into pairs, whichever one of us is paired with the killer might get killed!

Mon dieu!

SCARLET/MUSTARD. HELP! HELP! MURDER! MURDER!

LET US IN! LET US IN!

WADSWORTH. That's right! I did! I do! I don't! The key is gone!

Gone?! I have an idea!

PLUM. There's no alternative. I'm just gonna have to break down the door. Stand back! I'm a doctor!

Stand back! I'm a woman!

SCARLET/MUSTARD. What happened?! What was that?! Help! Murder! Help!

I will help you! I'm done shooting at you! Ze door is open! You can come out now!

MUSTARD. Why were you shooting at us?

To open ze door!

MUSTARD. But you could have killed us!

I said "stand back"!

PLUM. Say Frenchy - where did you get that gun anyway?

Ze safe. It was unlocked!

WADSWORTH. Impossible! I have the key! No I haven't! It's gone!

Gone?!

WADSWORTH. The Parker Brothers.

You're being too loud or something

GREEN. I'm going to open the door.

No!

COP. I got a tip about an abandoned car near the gates of this house. Did a motorist stop by for help, by any chance?

No.

COP. There seems to be some disagreement. At any rate, can I come in and use the phone?

No!

WADSWORTH. Because it's... all too shocking

Hello, Officer! Welcome to ze party!

COP. Excuse me?

You are excuzed!

COP. Pardon me.

Good night, Officer.

WADSWORTH. All's clear! You can come out now. Well done, all of you. Impressive!

I didn't know you had it in you. Or something like that

COP. Hello... Hello... A power outage?! Must be the storm. Oh, hello Chief? Yes this is.... Hello? Hello? Are you still there? Is this phone working?

E-lo? Oo turned out ze lights?! E-lo? Oh! It's only you. You scared me! I zought you were ze killer!

COP. Did somebody cut the line? Hello?

Oh, did you find a clue? What is zat in your hand?