goka boomah

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intro

my name is goka boomah. i’ve been fascinated by explosions since i was kid. but being behind iron curtain, my only career path was in military. when i escaped to west, i was thrilled to find that many movies had things blowing up! i took low level jobs at studios and worked my way up, now i am known as worlds best! i have invented a lot of cutting edge technology used to keep actors and crew safe while everything else explodes around them! i’m very good at what i do, and i love working with all kinds of different people, what an exciting world we live in!

honcho’s notebook hinted that someone with the initial “g” is working for half-pay, is that true for you, and why? (innocent)

yes that is me, i had a bit of an accident in one of my jobs, something went wrong and well even though it was not my fault, i was in charge that day and honcho knew it would be difficult for me to get to work after. he took advantage of that and offered to hire me but would pay me less until i could prove it would not happen again.

how good are you at spelling in english? (innocent)

oh, my spelling is terrible in english—much worse than my talking!

do you have a key to the safe containing the remote control? who else does? (innocent)

of course i have key. i must make all explosions happen, yes? but i have not used it since i opened safe for inspector in morning.

final statement (innocent)

i wanted to kill stree for blackmailing me and making me work for less than other people but i’ve had enough of violence! i’m leaving explosion business, im going to become a politician instead where i can just get other people to blow things up for me instead. this will be much better i think, it also means i have no reason to kill him anymore.

honcho’s notebook hinted that someone with the initial “g” is working for half-pay, is that true for you, and why? (guilty)

yes, that is me. i had a bit of an accident in one of my jobs, something went wrong and well, something happened i blamed someone else but honcho knew it was me and knew it would be difficult for me to get work again and so he took advantage of that and offered to hire me but would pay me less, and if i tried to leave he’d tell everyone and then no one will want to hire me.

how good are you at spelling in english? (guilty)

oh, my spelling is terrible in english—much worse than my talking. that is why i blow things up instead of writing reports!

do you have a key to the safe containing the remote control? who else does? (guilty)

of course i have key. i must make all explosions happen, yes? and i opened the safe for the inspector this morning, yes? and it is here in my pocket now, yes?

final statement (guilty)

okay, you caught me. i needed to kill stree because he was blackmailing me for an accident i caused. he was paying me less than everyone else and threatening to ruin my career and so i thought an explosion would be a fitting ending for producer of blastdance! i knew there were some safe keys floating around, so i felt safe using my own. it was just a matter of writing note in disguised handwriting, grabbing remote control from safe and hiding it in pocket. i pushed button while stree was in next room, then dropped remote control in coffee pot when no one was looking. oh well, it didn’t work out way i hoped, but at least that creep is dead. and his death made beautiful KABOOM!