High School Musical

Zeke Lines

Scene One - Enter Sharpay and Ryan

Guys here she comes. Man, she’s gorgeous. 

Scene 9 (Status Quo) - TROY: Uhm, thanks. Why? 

If you can come out in the open about singing, then I can tell my secret, too. I love to bake. 

Scene 9 (Status Quo) - TAYLOR: Let’s put it this way: no one has beaten out Sharpay for a musical since kindergarten. 

Troy because of you, I’m finally going to give Sharpay a token of my love. Look: (CAKE) 

Act 2 Scene 2 - start at Sharpay locker

Hey Sharpay. Now that Troy’s going to be in your show- 

Act 2 Scene 2 - SHARPAY: Troy Bolton is not in my show 

Oh, uhm, well okay.. I mean, did you like the cake I made for you?

Act 2 Scene 2 - SHARPAY: No. It doesn’t go with my pants

Ha ha, that’s funny. So Uhm, anyway, like I thought maybe you’d like to come to see me play ball sometime..

Act 2 Scene 2 - SHARPAY: I’d rather suck the mucous from a dog’s nostrils ‘til his skull caves in. 

That doesn’t sound very appetizing 

Wouldn’t you prefer a nice creme brulee? Or maybe some tartufo? Tiramisu?

Tiramisu? Why did I say tiramisu? Aarghh!!

Act 2 Scene 5 - TAYLOR: Harriet Tubman

Sam “Slamma-Jamma” Netletter

Act 2 Scene 5 - GABRIELLA: Troy! Troy Bolton!

Uhm, I think it’s for you

Act 2 Scene 5 - CHAD: Do you want to have some lunch..?

I made a really outstanding foie gras tartlet!

Act 2 Scene 9 - CHAD: Win or lose, we’re teammates. That’s what we’re about. Even if you turn out to be the worst singer in the world..

…Which you might be, because we haven’t actually heard you sing. 

Act 2 Scene 9 - TAYLOR: What we did was so wrong. We just want you to know that we’re going to be there cheering for the both of you. In spirit, anyway.

Yeah, Cap.. if singing is something you want to do ,we should be boosting you up, not tearing you down.

Act 2 Scene 9 - KELSI: Jack Scott can help us. He’s announcing the game.

… it’s impossible…

Act 2 Scene 11 - SHARPAY: Don’t mention it. To anyone. Ever. (Zeke approaches Sharpay) 

Sorry you didn’t get the lead, Sharpay. 

Act 2 Scene 11 - SHARPAY: Join the club. 

but I still think you’re fantastic

Act 2 Scene 11 - SHARPAY: You do? I mean, like really?

Like really really.