PPW: Tinkerbell line cues

John: But now she’s nowhere and she’s lost and what do we do?!

Heyyyyyyy, boys!!!!

applause

OhMyGodYou’reSoSweetNoReallyDon’tButDo! OK! Party starting, what are we doing? I could eat.

Peter: Tink…

MmmHmm

Peter: …erbell.

MmmHmm

Peter: Where’s Wendy?

I don’t know, why would I know, she got lost in the stars, it’s a big place.

Peter: TINK.

I didn’t do anything! I would never hurt a friend of Peter’s, or send her spiraling into the vastness of space.

Tiger Lily: You might want to do something about your fairy? She’s getting a little murdery.

Hey

TINK, Wendy was our friend.

Which is why I’m super bummed that’s she’s floating in an airless void, but hey I mean look, that Wendything was obviously not tough enough for Neverland okay. She’s lacking that je ne sais quoi — which is French — plus we way too many girls here already.

Tiger Lily: There’s literally just me.

Waaaaaaaaaay too many girls. WendyThing was never going to make it here, Peter.

John: Thank goodness you’re alright!

OhMyGodShe’sHere yayyyyyyyyyy.

Wendy: That fairy happened. She pushed me off course and left me for dead.

That was a very different fairy.

Tiger Lily: That is very on brand for her

HEY.

Peter: We’ve talked about this Tink!

I’m defending you, Peter.

Peter: We’ll stop!

EXCUSE ME?

Peter: Tink just give us some space please

I just gave her all the space in outer space and now you want more space?! Oh you have messed with the wrong fairy, there is no greater power than a lady with wings and a vendetta. WAY TOO MANY GIRLS.

Curly: …favorite candy? Slightly: It’s a mystery.

BACK OFF, LADY, that is not your candy! You better SCATTER and FIND YOUR OWN PAN.

Peter: Calm down, Tink.

I will not calm down. She trapped me like a BUG.

Wendy: You fly, you sting, these are facts.

I could’ve died in there!

Wendy: I could have died in the stars!

You’re trying to ruin everything!

Tiger Lily: ALRIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH… Come on.

Points were made.

Peter: That’s exactly the plan.

GO, PETER!

Tiger Lily: Oh god he’s going to make me save the day isn’t he.

GO, PETER!

Peter: …Tink, Tiger, let’s go.

GO, PETER!

Tiger Lily: God J want vengeance, but I really want to stop the singing

Right? Ugh. The worst.

[Shared Line] Tootles: Ooooohhh || Slightly: He’s got glasses! || Curly: I get it!

PeterPeterPeter, okay, you know I think you’re the absolute best, but we can’t stay here, Peter. This is where the mermaids live. The mermaids.

Lost Boys: NO YOU DON’T.

Not when they drag children underwater for fun.

Peter: When I was small… And then she did.

And then I did.

Peter: And here I was.

And here we are.

Tiger Lily: And Tinkwebell is obviously here so you don’t have to exist a moment without constant adoration.

Hey.

Don’t listen, you’re awesome.

Wendy: …This is no story, this danger is real.

Mermaid.

Wendy: I will do whatever is necessary to protect my family from harm. And right now that’s you.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh (snap)

Peter: …Fine. I can save you from everything else, but I can’t save you from a dumb idea.

Ohhhhhhhhhh (snap)

Wendy: Yes, well Marie Curie grew up and she turned out just fine.

WHO IS MARIE CURIE, IS SHE A GIRL, IS SHE COMING HERE?! IS SHE FRENCH?

Wendy: SHE’S POLISH

I DIDN’T KNOW THAT, THAT’S FACINATING.

Tootles: Tootles.

Yeah, good riddance, WendyThing!

Yeah, good riddance, WendyThing!

Fiiiiinally. Just us. How it allllll started.

Fiiiiinally. Just us. How it allllll started.

Look, no one wants her out of here more than I do but… you’re really doing to let them battle hook without you?

Peter: She stormed off, not me. They dot want a hero, they don’t like Neverland, good luck then.

RightYeaTooootallyGetThat but I mean this just doesn’t sound very “Peter Pan” to me.

Peter: (Well As Peter Actual Pan, I really think it does.)

Well I really think you’re being a stubborn sad pants that can’t possibly want to abandon your friends to your biggest nemesis!

Peter: THEN YOU CAN GO TOO. I don’t need ANY OF YOU, NONE OF YOU so for ONE IN YOUR LIFE, TINK, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

Just remember, Peter Pan; I didn’t leave, you pushed.

Hook: I’d can make children dream… You should try it.

PETER, it’s a trap! Get away from him!

Peter: Tink, I- I-

His pirates were waiting for us at the mouth of the cave and took everyone!

Hook: Oh yes, that was the plan…. let’s just say, disembarkation.

You do not get to my friends and one wendy walk the plank! What’s wrong with you Peter? What are you waiting for?!

Peter: You left, they all left.

Because you pushed them away! Now go after them!

Hook: Do you shut her up or should I?

I’M AN OPINIONATED FAIRY, I NEVER SHUT UP!

Peter: NoNoNo. Tink. It’s gonna be okay.

Is it? What’s a fairy without wings?

Peter: You’ll be fine, Tink. I’ll fix this. Somehow.

What happened to you? To my… My Peter…

Peter: Tink. Nonono I need you to be okay.

And we need you to believe.

Peter: Believe what?!

That Neverland needs more than one kind of hero. No one save the day alone, Peter. No one —

Peter:… Please believe, please, please believe…!

Peter?

Peter: You and me. Forever.

You and me, Peter Pan. Forever.

[throw glitter @ pirates]

How’s that for fairyworks!?

Wendy: That was so satisfying. Young women united in force!

Oh you just say “girl power.”

Wendy: Together

Together

Wendy: Tink! Im gonna need some serious sparkle. Can you do it?

Anytime, anywhere.

Hook: DO NOT TOUCH ME.

Wendy, I can’t stay this bright for long!

Hook: You think LIGHT can beat MIGJT

I think there is no greater power than a lady with wings and a vendetta. COME AND GET EM FAIRIES!