2026 VBS-Monday

DOC: Darn! Where is that kid? Darn! Darn!

Doc!

DOC: You’re late!

I know, I’m sorry. I had to change clothes.

DOC: We don’t have time! The storm is moving in dast! Look at the wind!

(Shouting) Alright, Alright! What do I do?

DOC: Take this!

What is this?

DOC: It’s the hook! You have to attach it to the time machine… Thatt’s how we’re going to send you… Back to the DaWhat!

The DaWhat?

DOC: Exactly!

Right, got it. Hook the cable, hit eighty-eight, boom, Back to the DaWhaaaaaaattttttttt?

DOC: AAAAAHH!! Great Scott! We need that cable to force the lighting into the flux capacitor! Without it we can’t send you back to the DaWhat!

DaWhaaaaaaat?

DOC: DaWhat.

No, do it like… DaWhaaaaaattt?

DIRECTOR: That was great everybody! I love the energy. Cecil, you are a born movie star

Thank you, thank you. Do go on.

DIRECTOR: The camera loves you, baby. Hope Studios loves you! The world loves you!

It’s true. When I announced that I was going to make the jump from the stage to the silver screen and produce myself in a reboot of the classic 80’s film “Back to the Future” they told me, “it couldn’t be done.”

DIRECTOR: Ah, what do critics know?

But I knew I could do it. Whatever the part is, I can play it. Or my name’s not Cecil B. DaWhaaaaattt?

DOC: I’m not supposed to get electrocuted in that scene.

DIRECTOR: You’re not?

DOC: No, I’m not!

(Cecil and Director check the script on the clipboard)

Huh.

JR: Ohhhhh no, I’m not taking the fall for that one.

Well, you are “the fall guy.”

JR: Huh, well what do you know? My bad. Well, I thought it was pretty gol-darn hilarious anyway.

As producer of this movie… and as leading man… I say we keep it.

JUNIOR: Speaking about writing, What’s all this I hear about you changing my script?

We think it would be funnier if we had the doc get electrocuted at the start of this scene.

JUNIOR: You can’t do that.

Why not?

JUNIOR: Because that’s not how it went in the original back to the future movie.

Oh who cares? Nobody remebers those movies anymore. They’re from the late 1900s, Ancient history.

JUNIOR: You take that back right now.

I will not.

ANNIE: Pretty goo- goo- goo- aachooo! Is this wig made of sinthetic fibers? Achoo! Synthetic wigs give me allergic contact dermatitis. Aaaachooo. I think I have some medicine for that.

(Looking at playback of the scene on a screen) See what I mean?

DIRECTOR: Great! We just lost our co-lead.

Don’t worry. I can play both parts or my name’s not Cecil B. DaWhaaattt?

(Puts on the lab coat and wif and does a few lines from the scene)

Great Scott! We don’t have time! The storm is moving in fast

(Fakes getting electrocuted)

JR: Just say big mac. You don’t have to sing the song every time.

Oooooh, can you get me some nuggies?

JUNIOR: Don’t look at me. He said he didn’t need it.

I can’t work under these conditions!