People

Mara Cepeda — The Straights Times

“Mara” “Cepeda” all are references to her beauty mark

Straight —> Circle

Cepeda ??? Centipede

Cliff Venzon — Bloomberg

Cliff kasi he’s so batak, Bengzon for Rafa

Looks like a frat bro honestly

Mikhail Flores — Reuters

He looks punchable — Flores, Reuters-Rappler connection

White hair == mihail

Karen Lema — Reuters

She looks like a Karen bruh

Cliff Venzon — Bloomberg

Johnna Giolagon — Asahi Shimbun

Gio —> Stand “Repeat a person bruh” —> Lagon the Jojo’s lagon

Toshiya Obu — Asahi Shimbum

Toshiya Obu more like Toshiya “Boohoooo I have a yeeyee ass haircut”

Tosh

Asahi Shimbum more skeeetch

Buena Bernal — Channel News Asia

Buenaventura’s mom (?) i Guess

Noriyuki Kanematsu — NHK (Japan Broadcasting Corp.)

NHK most legit

Obligatory Japanese man is like

Nori — seaweed

Yuki — Yuki Tsunoda

Kanematsu —> ??? 

Celerine Monte — NHK (Japan Broadcasting Corp.) 

She looks like a kind mother who tells you “eat your celery”

Monte (?) Mole

Only Japanese Filipino broadcaster

David Asta Alares — EFE

—> You are a latino bruh

Bianca Dava — ABS-CBN

Melchor Zarate — ABS CBN

Zarate —> Garate —> Mhmm, old Atenean boy from Garate, with a Z instead

Enrique Busa — ABS CBN

Gab Humilde — PTV-4

Gab dela Rosa if he was a NERD

James Patrick de Jesus — PTV-4

Ryan Lacanle — UNTV

Camille Samonte — TV5

She is a mad mogger who looks like she goes to Samonte clinic

Regina Hing Lay — ONE NEWS

Tristan Nodalo — NEWSWATCH

Bea Cupin — Rappler

Ellne Tordesilas — VERA Files

John Eric Mendoza — PH Inquirer

Francis Faulve — Billionaryo News

Jarwin Ante — Billionaryo News

Howell Landerito — Billionaryo News