Megan Jones Lines

HI!!

Um. Megan Jones

After um Megan jones

Yup. That’s right. Just so were clear. I’m not like you. Any of you. So. Leave me alone.

Bed! Sleep! I brought my own pillow! etc

So, It’s official. The next seven years are gonna suck. Can you believe this group of dingbats?

I think everyone seems nice.

You’re talking to me? You’re not running away?

Why would we do that?

Um. Everyone knows my mom worked for…you know who.

Who?

The Dark Lord

…Who?

Whatever, the guy was a super evil wizard.

There are evil wizards?!

Yup. And my mom was one of his most feared followers. I warn you…I’m just as awesome as scary as she is.

Megan! Our beds are stacked on top of each other MAGICALLY!

…it’s a bunk bed?

We’re wizards!

Ugh. I’m going to hang out with the Snakes. Where I belong!

You can’t leave, you might lose points.

Watch me!

It’s up to all of us to protect those points. This is it, Oliver. The points are how we become heros. lets go!

Wow. That corridor was full of some horrifying stuff. Ohhhh, that’s why it’s forbidden. I get it. Whoa. Weird mirror. Whoaaaa. Demon mirror.

Boo!

Hey! I have told you not to sneak up on me like that. Hello, Fat Friar.

What are you doing all alone on Halloween? Shouldn’t you be with your friends?

Friends? You’re the only person who talks to me-and oh my wizard god-I just realized how pathetic that is.

Ouch. My self esteem,!

it’s just like, come on Mom break out of wizard prison already and come rescue me from the hellhole please. I wonder what shes doing…

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

GET OUT OF HERE. NOW!

after get outta here now

So, you followed me. Hopkins? Spying on me? Trying to lean my dark evil secrets?

To protect you from the troll. And to make sure you don’t lose any points.

Do I look like I need protecting> From the two of you? Wait. A troll? I want it. As a pet!

Megan, this is why you don’t have any friends.

Shut up, fatty.

Self-esteem

These two are going to get what they deserve. Hm. What would my mom do in a situation like this? I think she’d torture you! Prepare to meet your doom!

We’ll what?

Excure me?

Awwww my self-esteem

You promise this isn’t a joke?

I promise us puffs have to stick together.

I’m not a Puff. That hat got it wrong. I’m the most not Puffiest person you’ll ever meet. Got it?

Now how about letting us go?

…I guess.

After I let them go

I dub thee friends… Is that how this works? I don’t really have…friends.

Students lurking while a troll is about?! The plants will be so disappointed.

Wait! I was hunting the troll. So, I could…shove my wand up its nose and...I don’t know…Murder it. But these two friends taught me the error of my ways.

The plants love life lessons. goodnight!

Hey!

I finally do it… for dumb-dumbs awesome!

I, uh. I don’t see anything.

What exactly did Ms. Jones see in her reflection? Well…

It’s my mom. She wants to go somewhere far away, just us. The future, huh? All right.

After the future huh alright

Whoa, how did this rock get in here.

SHHHh! I got J. Finch. We have to be careful. Who knows what could be lurking around every corner.

Well, if all of the books i’ve been reading mean anything there is definitely a monster, and Its out to kill everyone. Its super cool. I mean, meri-tori-ous. I’m into books now.

What?

Its after Mug-Borns. You’re a MugBorn. Which means you’re next. oH MY WIZARD GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

AHHHHH!

Ha. Just kidding. Wow. I’s gonna be a fun year.

Never mind. A redhead been kidnapped. School’s cancelled forever. Go home.

Yes! Forget books! Goodbye forever, dumb-dumbs!

Uncle Dave here. There is an owl in my living room! HAhah birds!

Wayne! Oliver!… Wayne’s Uncle. Willy’s? Whatever! Big news a mass murder broke out of Wizard Prison. What if my mom sent him after me!?! To come rescue me from that stupid school!? I’ve got a feeling…this year, things are going to be really… Sirius P.S The guy’s name is Sirius.

Oliver, i’m a little more worried…what if he’s coming to murder someone?!

Nope. He’s definitely coming to rescue me. It’ll be a super huge deal because this year I will be spending my time with the Braves, and everything notable that happens, happens to the,. Like this guy!

I’m Nevel? I’m Brave?

If you need me, we will be out there being both rebellious and charming. And BRAVE!

Cough Cough Class dismissed

Ancient Runes. It’s about rocks.

NOW! How old do you think this rune is? Guess what. It’s ANCIENT. It’s an ANCIENT RUNE.

Is this useful in any way?

It’s okay. We’l will finish some other time. Goodnight!

Or! How about I finish it for him now? Helga was so stupid and boring, she couldn’t come up with anything, so they just gave her all the dumb kids. The Puffs. The end.

Megannnn? You alright?

I never wanted to be a Puff. Every member of my family? Puffs. We’re like THE Puff Family. But I’ve always known that I was different. There’s nothing even special about Puffs. Loyalty? Being really nice? A bunch of lame, awful failures doomed to be stupid walking personality-less nobodies that no one will ever care about ever? Ugh. My mom was a Puff. But she was different. She became something bigger. She made the name Jones finally mean something other than a bunch of… Puffs. I thought…I knew…I would be different too, But after all my hard work to make myself not a Puff, what do you know? The hat puts me with the Puffs. I did everything I mean, I even changed my accent just so I wouldn’t sound like my Puff family.

Ohhhhh

It’s not fair

And I’d like to think you’ve met at least two Puffs who are…kind of okay?

Ha. Maybe I guess. Sorry to bring the mood down. Sorry to make things so Sirius. She’s not coming here. Ever. I feel the need to hug. Don’t tell anyone.

Why are we hugging? Wait don’t tell me i’ll figure it out.

Hey everyone , I’m sorry I was mean. You’re not stupid.

That ‘s okay right? Puff hug?

Fine. Puff hug.

Anyone know what place we’re in for the House Cup this year?

Do you even have to ask?

It’s Halloween! Lets find out who our competitors will be.

Whoever it is, we’re stuck focusing on them for the entire year. If this school has taught me anything, we’re going to be disappointed.

We have to. To support Cedrc.

But. A school dance.

Go for it!

Yeah, come on. What’s the worst that could happen?

Sure, Nevel! Hi, Wayne.

Yikes. If it makes you feel better, that Long bottom kid… he’s ugly. And he’ll probably stay ugly forever.

Okay

AHHHH

AHH Megan You definitely don’t have a date right?

Now how I would have started this.

We could go. You know. Together?

Hmmm. Better you than some other loser I guess. Better than… Mr. Imaginary.

How about we?

Do you want too? Never mind

You uh. You look nice.

Well. I tired. I actually tired. This is your fault.

This year. It’s been nice to. Its just. This year you’ve been. Yourself. And you are…neat. Real neat.

Thank you.

Punch Elliot in arm

Don’t you dare tell anyone I accepted that compliment.

I won’t Ow

Should we just. Lets…I’m not your mom, but…

Sure

That was a very short slow dance song.

Cedric!

Megan…

That night one would become a champion.

Come on! its been hours. How hard is it to get though a maze?

Anyways, hope everything is.., yeah. - Oliver

Wayne. Hey. I put a SPELL on YOU. I saw a movie, Wayne. It was like a portrait. But longer. With a plot. How about that huh? Wayne? Wayne?

Soooo… he just probably needs some time.

Yeah. I mean how long can one person be an angsty jerk person?

Hey! How’d you do? Maybe okay?

How’d you do? Maybe okay! Yeah I think we actually made progress this year.

Yeah- we should study together all the time.

Okay, yeah no. But you know what? In think we got through an entire year without some sort of horrible event or tragedy. Its like I almost feel…

Safe

Safe

Hey

AHH

Astronomy

Poor

Herbology

Outstanding

Obviously. Herbology is awesome…defense

TROLL

Yikes

Wayne, this year we’e got to find you a lady friend.

I’ve been thinking about something else anyway.

What?

Maybe trying out for the sports team

Noooooo!

All right! A date. With a girl. Oh no. A date. With a girl!

Uggghhh. Oliver! Where the friggin are you? “Meet at the third-floor corridor formerly out o bounds for anyone who didn’t want to die a super painful death.” Geez Remember that? This school. Dangerous for children. Olliverrrr!

Oh my. Lets see how Oliver and Megan are fairing, shall we? Spoiler alert. Much worse

AHHHH

Megan what’s going on

It’s my mom. She’s out of Wiz Priz, and she’s just as awesome as I always believed.

I think we’re in real danger. She took my wand.

OOO! She stole my wand too! Awesome.

Ahhh! Hide Hide Hide!

WAYNE!

Megan dear. It has been such a long time.

Um. Hi uh, hello. Uh yes.. hi wow. Hey. Oh boy. I’ve dreamed of this moment for like, ever, and you’re actually here i’m… hi. I’m Megan. Your daughter and a fan.

Why thank you dear, a thought now that i’m free I think it is time I take you far away from here. just the two of us,

That’s…pretty much all i’ve ever wanted.

I’m disappointed Megan disappointed in you.

What? What’d I do?

Nothing, Megan. You did nothing. I come all this way and what is standing before me? I see a Puff.

No.

That’s all you are isn’t it?

Stop!

YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER PUFF

NOOO!

Yes. You’re nothing like me. How disappointing.

I am not a Puff.

Go on. Do it. And then we can leave . Just us. just like you always wanted.

I… I wont

AVADAKEDOOBER. Abra Kadabra. BRAHHH. BRAGGH. No hmmm.

Im sorry. Have you done this before?

See? I’m awesome. Now AVADARELEASIO! Oh okay so, what I just did was let you go…

Oh. My. Wizard. God You’re just… you’re just a Puff.

Hi! NEVER

YOU’RE JUST A PUFF

FAILURES!… and thats the best thing about being a PUFF! Besides being so close to the kitchen.

Huh?

Oh yeah? AVIAFORS!

Go back to What’s-His-Name-That-We-Try-Not-To-Say, Mom get out of here.

Meeegan? You okay?

That was…a lot to take in.

Two

One Repairo!

Hey maybe unrelated. But has there always been a giant skull in the sky.

That could mean anything…

The Headmaster is dead!

AgHHH!

Ok. Any new updates? I hear things are getting pretty bad out there.

Things are getting dark. ANd the rumor is the Ministry is starting to go after MugBorns.

It’s true. And it means. I won’t be going back to school.

What?!

AND THE TIME HARRY CAM BACK AND CAUSED A WAR AT SCHOOL.

So this year’s been interesting.

After Bippys done

Bippy! We, uh, have a job for you. We need you to run. Just keep running until we tell you to stop.

Bippy is happy to do it. Magic exit.

Oliver is so lucky. He doesn’t have to deal with any of this.