you got older (90 second cut)

H Y H O T C?

Have you heard of the curse?

Y K S A S, T B U W Y, U Y B T F Y O L.

You knit someone a sweater, they break up with you, unless you’ve been together for five years or longer.

I H T M. W J. I K H A S, A W B U, L T M L.

It happened to me. With Johnny. I knit him a sweater, and we broke up, like three months later.

A A, L T Y A, A J A I B U, H G T H, R B C. A H D.

And also, like two years ago, after Johnny and I broke up, he got this horrible, rare blood cancer. And he died.

A T W T I F O I T O D I G T P I T M. F H M.

And the way that I found out is that one day I got this package in the mail. From his mother.

A I O I U. A I W T S. S T I W T K I, O S.

And I opened it up, and it was the sweater. She thought I’d want to keep it or something.

S Y. T D A C.

So yeah. There’s definitely a curse.

I W W S Y H D O C.

It’s weird when someone you hate dies of cancer.

I P S I W H D O C. L V W H D O C.

I’m pretty sure I wished he’d die of cancer. Like, verbally wished he’d die of cancer.

M T O. M S T.

More than once. Maybe several times.

I P S T I S H W F A F O E.

I’m pretty sure that I said he was fundamentally a force of evil.

I P S I S T I H D, T W W G A N G I G A P A K A L.

I’m pretty sure I said that if he died, the world would get a net gain in goodness and purity and kindness and love.

B Y. I D M I. I D T I M I. M I M I? I G I D M I. A T T.

But yeah. I didn’t mean it. I don’t think I meant it. Maybe I meant it? I guess I did mean it. At the time.

I A C, I S H D. I D W H T A D.

In any case, I’m sorry he died. I didn’t want him to actually die.