Last minute rehearsal

Kim: Yes your honor. My name is Kim Kardashian and I’ll be representing the State of Ohio…if it exists

Judge: But you’re just a bad influencer my dawg…Since when do you practice law?

Rando: All rise…

Judge: What’s up my gs. You can take a lil sit now. I see we have a case here. It seems that the perp is accused of 1st degree unalive.

Kim: Like…now. Trust my skills are sigma

Judge: So looks like your client is cooked

Client: Objection, Ice Spice has more rizz with Kai Cenat than I have with the judge.

Judge: Bluds, I call order in this court…Nname a woman

Kim: well one two buckle my shoe, I know you know Turkish Quandale Dingle and that you have beef with dj Khaled

Judge: Wow we have alliances in court before we got gta VI

Client: your honor can I sing for you to prove my innocence

Judge: Holy rizzler yes please That is some insane defendant rizz

Kim: Hold up my g’s this is not sigmatic behavior

Judge: well I don know what you learned in law school  but IRL you’re doing too much

Kim: If I may…my client has somethign to say in defense (sings monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hopin)

Judge: there’s a whole buch of turbulence here…

Kim: Your honor I’d like to add an additional charge of butmogging the zoomers

Judge: Bro really thinks he’s Carti I think I’m siding with this zesty guy over here. L + ratio to you Kim K

Client: Bro is not the biggest bird

Judge: You know what…I sentence the state of Ohio to 500 listens of CARNIVAL by Kanye West and looksmaxxing with grimace shakes 

Verdict!

Skibbidi guilty