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TEDDY: You would like that, wouldn't you Lester 

oh you know I would… what else would you do… 

TEDDY: Well I might do a little something something with my favorite thing that happens to be very big… 

Oh yes… and whatever could that be…

MANNAT: Me too… I'm transferring from marketing to acting as soon as someone tells me the address of 15 beekman 

Yes?

CAMPBELL: Hi mister Lester sorry to bother you it's just we were sent here by Phillip and Julie and Grant? We're the new freshmen on the tour.

Oh my! Is it 4 ' o clock already?! How time flies when you're… um… reading poetry. 

KAITLYN: yeah.. hahah..

Well anyways! My name is Lester Thomas Shane, I'll be your professor of voice and speech. I have been at Pace University for many years now and have had such a joy working with students like you who want to change the world with their art. Why is everyone so quiet?

MEGAN: Professor, were you with someone in here 

What ! Well that's weird… it's just been me here. Me all in my lonesome… Enjoying my poetry… And let’s begin class with a poem, actually. I have it right here on the computer… PLEASE! Oh my… oh how dreadful could someone please help me with… PLEASE… thank you. Now. Ground rules. No recording, or you’ll get kicked out of the program, except when I tell you to record. Then if you don’t record, you get kicked out of the program. If you ask me questions about singing, you get kicked out of the program. If you ask me questions about dialects, you get kicked out of the program. Is that clear? 

Now, this class is going to be a warm up.

MANNAT: What are we warming up for? 

It’s a three hour warm up. 

STUDENT: For… 

Unfortunately that’s all the time we have for today. Please have your copies of speak with distinction for the next class and if you don’t have a copy you’ll be kicked out of the program. Now please leave. I have lots of poetry to read. 

TEDDY: LESTER WHERE IS MY TIME?? 

TEDDY BEAR, not the time! 

TEDDY: Why are you so embarrassed of me Lester? It does not make me feel wanted. 

 You know how I feel about you my moonstruck darling, but I have guests at this inquisitive moment. 

TEDDY: That's funny, a moment ago you were begging me to see your little "guest"… See, I'm looking at a picture of your "guest" right now that I screen captured just two minutes ago, before you zipped up your guest back into your trousers. Hmmm, I wonder if this would make good content on Reddit? Or Gay pornhub, perhaps? 

Snoogy bear… not the TIME!!! I have visitors!!!!! 

 Oh yes, you have quite a lot of visitors online surfacing for your new big post! Oh look! Bigfootsniffer67 just commented "i want to kiss it" on your post on Gay pornhub. you have lots of exquisite visitors, Lesty-Testy 

As I was saying. Voice and speech is pretty simple, you open your mouth and you talk good. That's it. That's this part of the BFA. You guys can go now. 

MEGAN: yeah maybe that's a good idea 

Feel free to take a vibrator on your way out!