Chief Berry Lines

Cookie: What’re you talkn’ about? We’re crooks, we don’t return things.

This is the police! We have the place surrounded! Except for the back!

Cookie: C’mon!

Ah, just missed them again, Senator Evergreen!

Senator: And you’re certain they were Brownbeard’s henchmen?

Yep, they were in that speakeasy, saucin’ up the party of some plastered playboy.

Duchess: And the proud founder of the Society of Dry Women!

Your legend precedes you, ma’am. You’ve burned down more speakeasies than anyone!

Cookie: I know, I’ll wear the butler uniform in case the cops come snoopin’! Of all the stupid ideas I ever had. Someone wanna get the door! Jumpin’ butterballs!

All right butler, listen up! I’m Chief Bartholomew Berry, L.I.P.D! And I got inside infor that dangerous bootleggers are hidin’ pit ‘round here.

Cookie: What?! You know what they look like?

All we know is they’re ugly. You seen anyone like that?

Cookie: Nope, well thanks for droppin’ by.

Servant, I see fear in your eyes. Well fear not! You are safe here. For I will find them, and when I do, I will shoot them, and I will kill them. Have a nice day.

Billie: Treat me rough!

This is the police! We have the place surrounded! Except for the back window!

Jimmy: And try to get a hold of yourself.

All right, Chief Barthalomew Berry, L.I.P.D. Where is she?!

Jimmy: Where’s who?

I seen her come in through one of your windows! Where’s the little bootlegger?

Jimmy: Bootlegger?!

Aha! Who’s in there!

Jimmy: That? That’s… my new wife!

Hey, that makes this your wedding night!

Jimmy: Why, yes it does

Oh wait, I’m in the way, ain’t I?

Jimmy: Uh, yeah.

Ah no, I’m like a third wheel!

Jimmy: That’s right, b-bye…

Oh gosh, I am so embarressed.

Jimmy: Okay, b-bye

I’m always doin stuff like this.

Jimmy: B-bye

It’s why I never get invited anywhere.

Jimmy: Hey, what’s behind that door?

What?

Billie: And I could just kick myself!

Aha! You’re coming with me, sweetheart!

Jimmy: Officer, you’re making a terrible mistake!

Well I’m bettin’ this is the dame who just shot at me! And you two sure don’t sound like honeymooners!