Freshman orientation script

Hi! I'm George! I am super duper excited to be on this show! I studied so much, I am going to answer all of the questions!

That’s amazing! Let's move on!

HIIII IM ELLIEEE!!!!!!! MYY NAME IS ELLIE!! HI MOM! I'M ON LIVEEEE TELEVISION!!!!

Actually it's just a live audience but-

Heyyyy! I’m Bobette but my friends like to call me Bobette!

…um isn't that- you know what? I don't get paid enough for this. Okay! Last but not least, (gesture to last character)

Hello. I am Bobby.

(Mocking Bobby but Bobby doesnt find it funny) Hello Bobby…AHAHAHAHAHAH…*clears throat* Okay! Anyway, the way you play this game is that 2 contestants will battle to answer a super fun question correctly first! There will be 4 rounds! First up is George and Ellie!

HIIIIIII MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Now remember friends, the first to hit the button can answer the question. If the answer is incorrect, then it goes to the next question. Ready?

Let me know when the camera is on me.

Again, it's a live audience

I WAS BORN READY

Alright, first question: What does a normal A and B day look like?

hits button A MOUSE

What? No? Ok it goes to you Ellie.

THAT'S MEE!!! Ok wait I know this…OH! And A day starts at 8:10 and classes are 1st period, Homeroom, 5th period and 7th period! And then a B day also starts at 8:10 and has the classes 2nd period, 4th period, 6th period and 8th period!

Correct! A point for Ellie!! Alright! Round 2!! The next contestants areeeee Bobby and Bobette!

Wow! There's another person named Bobette here!? That's so cool!

No, I was calling you…

Oh Yay!!!

Ok! 2nd question: what is a subschool?

Hits button OH! It's a school that teaches you how to make sub sandwiches! Like one of my friends works at subway and she had no idea how to make a sandwich so they had to take her in the back and teach her how to put it together but then she got confused between the different types of bread and then they fired her…

….No,,, just no. uhm… bobby?

It is obvious that sub schools are a smaller administrative division which breaks a large student body into smaller groups based on last name to make counseling easier.

Correct! All counselors will be located in subschool 5. But, If they need an assistant principal, they would go to sub school 1 or 2. Students who need to check in late or have a pass to leave early would go to the main office. Point to Bobby! Now for Round 3! George and Bobette!

Oh… I didn't get anything.

Question 3! How should students prepare for security screening?

OH! Study! No! Read a book! NO! GIRRAFFE! OH NO OH NO OH NO I DONT KNOWWW!

If you don’t know, why did you even push the button? Nevermind…Bobette?

They should secure their screens?

No? What? Back to George I guess.

crying why would I even say giraffe?? runs off

okay….Ellie! You're up

YAYYYYYYYYYY IT'S MY TIME TO SHINNEEEE! Well, the students would probably want to get to school as early as possible, and the doors open at 7:45, so I'm assuming that 7:45 would be a good time…Oh! Also they should also remove metal items like laptops, notebooks, scissors, waterbottles, or calculators from their bags before they get to the doors, to make the line move quicker!

Well done Ellie! Alright-

DID YOU SEE THAT MOM!!!!!! I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS! runs off

ALRIGHT! I guess the last round has to be Bobette and Bobby! The last question is what is the policy for using phones during school?

hits button You can’t use school while you're at the phone?

Nothing you just said makes sense.

I didn’t say anything

yes you did?

I don’t think I did?

YES YOU DID!!

Stop screaming at me!!! *cries and runs off*

Bobby?

Phones are not allowed to be used during school hours, from 8:10 to 2:55. But are permitted before and after school.

Yes. Correct.

Now, I apologize but i must take my leave. I’m late for the bank robbery… goodbye

Ohhhhkay. Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen! Tune in next time for name of the show! walking off slowly i dont get paid enough for this. Why can't we get people who know these things? I bet these freshmen could do a better job than these seniors, the junior and sophomore.