IM GONNA FAIL OML HELP
perseus
mom gave birth to me while locked alone in a brass tower
minos (minor issue)
My wife gave birth to a half-man/half-bull baby. I don’t like to talk about it.
zeus
kronos swallowed a stone instead of me
poseidon
i taught mankind how to harness the power of horses
pitocamptes (pita bread camping)
i am the “pine bender”
aegeus (oh gee yes)
i am thrilled to discover that theseus has my secret sword
zephyrus (zebra)
i am the west wind, often serving as ero’s delivery service
eurydice (dice)
running in terror i didn”t look where i was stepping and a snake took my life
andromeda
perseus rescued me and i became his loving wife
gaea (gay lol)
my husband is also my SON????
procrustes (crust)
i was strapped to my own torture bed before my head and legs were chopped off
sciron (scissors)
i liked my pet turtle a lot but it ate me :(
corynetes (corny)
i am the first villian killed on the road to athens. i was bashed by my OWN club (loser)
theseus (thesis saves)
i made the road to athens safe for travelers
midas
im embarrassed by my donkey ah ah ears SOB
narcissus
i literally fall in love with my reflection (L rizz)
eros (error)
i am love and my wife becomes soul (HUH)
echo (karma)
i was punished for tricking hera
demeter (punish for meters)
i punish the whole world when my daughter is taken from me
chaos (chaos=everything nothing)
i am “emptiness”, everything came out of me (ayo???)
rhea (eaaaa)
im kinda dumb i let my husband eat all of my kids lol
persephone (phone everyone we back)
my arrival from the underworld marks spring for the earth
first hero’s journey term
ordinary world
second
call to adventure
third
refusal of the call
fourth
meet the mentor
fifth
cross the threshold
sixth
tests or allies
seventh
intermost cave/the abyss
eighth
the ordeal
nineth
the reward
tenth
the return/road back
eleventh
resurrection
twelfth
new world
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topic sentence, concrete detail, commentary, conclusion