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Don’t you think if I could I would?! I love Shakespeare! I don’t

want to be sleeping.

Why don’t you just let him sleep on your shoulder?

He seems like a nice boy.

No! It’s a violation of my personal space and . . . no!

Look, you’re being a huge distraction. The sooner

you let him nap on your shoulder, the sooner we can get back to watching

the play and—

Me! I’m distracting?! But he . . . he’s the one who wanted to take

a nap on me!

And that doesn’t bother me!

Aahh! Fine. I . . . If I’m the problem then . . . I’ll just leave!

Okay. I’ll leave!

Good riddance, if you ask me.

I just wanted to take a nap.

Understandable. It’s a long play.

heck?

(MIKAEL takes a seat. They start watching.) You’re welcome to take a nap on my shoulder if you

like.

Actually, I don’t even think I’m tired anymore. All that yelling .

. . I’m wide awake.

Well, if you change your mind, you’re more than

welcome to. I feel like my shoulder is pretty soft. All things considered.

I will keep that in mind.

I think I’m lonely.