How to survive a shake sphere play lines!

If you’re an actor this has probably happened to you

I will bring thee to heel cur!

Thou art the cur snog muffin

Feel my blade!

Let’s stop this here

piffle i was about to tecah this pupil a lesson

the only lesson thou wilt teach is what thou look eat like when thy cuts are piling pon the stage friend to bunnies

I am no friend to bunnies! Takest that back!

never thou lovest all bunnies!

I wilt drink thy blood!

You minnion are too saucy!

Away you three inch fool!

I don’t care i’ll fight for henry he’s my king!

Aye! For king and country!

I am so happy to die for king and country. HAPPY ABOUT IT! YES!In fact if i don’t die today, I will be sorely disappointed. Oh to die in the company of this glorious king. Woo! England!

YASSSSSS KING!

Rather proclaim it , that he is which hath no stomach to this fight let him depart

ooh

(Fall on ground)

We would not die in that man’s company that fears his fellowship to die with us

Heard ayee woop

Cristian feast crimson day rouse in the name of crispian

Yass that’s right he speaks truth (fall on sofia)

Then he will strip his sleeves and show his scars

Ooohh (lean forward look amazed)

and say these wounds i had on crispins day

Yes woo woo

For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother

( try to hug sofia)

…. that fought with us upon saint crispins day

(cheer, hop on one leg)

Then we all die together!

(look especially hapoy and cheer and clap)

Onward

(off the stage)

AAH NO MY ARM GOT CHOPPED OFF

AAH NO MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE

OH THIS WAS A BAD IDEA WE’RE DYING

SO MUCH PAIN THERE IS SO MUCH PAIN

OH NO THIS HURTS EVEN MORE THAN LAST TIME

MOMMMY

ONLY WE HAD ONE MORE SOLDIER

THIS WOULD TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE

JUST ONE MORE DUDE! THAT WOULD DO IT. ONE SINGLE ADDITIONAL PERSON TO HELP WITH THIS SPECIFIC FIGHT RIGHT HERE!