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(‘Look What You Made Me Do’ plays… I walk on, strike a pose and say…)

I’ll show you what a real villain looks like.

(Enter and do a piece to the confessional Scene 1)

He really thought he could trade me in like I’m some used chariot. I’m the one who got him that Golden Fleece. I’m the one who fed his enemies to dogs. And now he wants to act brand new? Baby, I invented the drama.

(Entering into ‘Break-Up Summit’ Scene 2)

So, you think because she wears designer laurels and comes with a kingdom, she’s better than me?

Jason: It’s not about better, it’s about… strategy. You’re unpredictable. A little dramatic.

Dramatic? DRAMATIC? I lit my cousin’s wedding on fire because the seating chart insulted me.

Chorus 2: And it was still a better party than Creusa’s coronation.

You think I’ll just fade into the background? Take care of the kids while you live your royal rom-com with a discount Aphrodite?

Chorus 3: What kind of man downgrades and lectures you on tone?

Define ‘reasonable’. Because I reasonably think you’re about to regret this.

Jason: Look, it’s politics, Medea. You know how this works. I need status. You come with… Risk.

I also come with dragons. But go off.

Chorus 3: He’s gonna need a new kingdom and a new face when this is over.

You made me the villain. I’ll show you what a real villain looks like.

Chorus 3: You’re not just a villain in his story. You’re the main character of yours. Don’t turn your finale into a horror show.

He took everything. I’m not leaving him a single memory that doesn’t scream my name.

Chorus 1: You’ve already left scorch marks across myth and legend. Maybe this time, leave a mark that says healing - not just havoc.

Sometimes the only way out is through fire.

Reunion Host: Welcome back, darlings. Tonight, on the Real Housewives of Colchis Reunion Special, it’s about betrayal, blaze-ups, and a very messy tiara. Let’s get right into it - Medea, Jason, thank you for joining us.

Wouldn’t miss it for the underworld.

Chorus 3: He thought couture from a vengeful sorceress was safe. Bless his basic heart.

It was peace. The final kind.

Reunion Host: Now that everyone’s re-grounded their energy, one final question: Medea, any regrets?

Only.. That I didn’t monogram the tiara.

Jason: In ashes.

Above them.