airport mayhem // script

MARTHA: Fine! Make the woman do all the work.

ENTER FROM STAGE RIGHT // I know! I’m so excited to go to Paris with you!

KARL: Well, it is your birthday present!

My 22nd Birthday to be exact!

Yes, Yes!

Im craving something to drink. I think I’m going to get a coffee from Tim Hortons.

NO!

Umm.

I mean! I really, really, dont like Tim Hortons. Could you perhaps go to starbucks?

Okee Dokee! (Exits STAGE LEFT)

MARTHA: actually, i need to use the restroom and check on my flight. I’ll be back in a few!

ENTER STAGE LEFT // Everything okay??

Karl nods shakily

Oh! Guess what? I saw this really cute bracelet at the gift shot and its really cute and not too expensive.

Well, then why didn’t you buy it?

Well…

Sorry! Hint taken. Here’s twenty bucks.

Uhh..that’s not enough.

Pardon?

Its not….enough.

Oh. Well, here’s another twenty.

That’s still not enough.

Okay, I gotta see this thing!

WALK OFF STAGE LEFT W/ KARL

MARTHA: Okay, ill be back soon cuddlekins.

ENTER FROM STAGE RIGHT // Karl, why did you like, leave me at the gift shop? You only gave me 40 dollars and that’s barely enough to buy anything with.

We have to save money for our new life in Paris.

What about the one with only one diamond, Karl?

Oh! Fine, just because I love you.

I love your money too, Karl!

Uh? What was that Shelley?

I saaaaaid. I love you too, Karl.

Well, I’m just glad my money isn’t going to waste, then.

So I’, going to go get my bracelet now, do you want to come to the gift shop, I found the most awesomest thing for you!

Just take my money and get what you want. I am not feeling very well.

Okay!! // EXIT STAGE LEFT

MELISSA: they’re here.

ME/MARTHA: Karl! There you are!

Sorry, I guess they didn’t know.

Do you know this woman, karl?

Of course he knows who I am. I am his wife.

WIFE?!?!!? You have a wife! You can’t cheat on your girlfriend by going and marrying someone else.

Girlfriend! How could you do this to me Karl?? I thought you loved me,

How could you steal my man?

AHHH! (after martha slaps him and leaves)

I still can’t believe you and your money cheated on me!

Wait, my money??

SLAP KARL ACROSS THE FACE, EXIT STAGE LEFT.