Spongebob - Perch Perkins Lines

On my way! The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin to fin. What a day! Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been.

Yeah, sunny weather!

In the flow! Swim with the current ‘til it carries you along. Here we go! Another busy day where nothing can go wrong.

I will always vow and pledge allegiance to this town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here. Bikini Bottom blue, yes I'll stay true-

Bikini bottom way

Bikini bottom way

Bikini bottom way

Bikini bo-Bikini bottom way

Ahh! Hey! Hey!

In the world- world renowned

Own home town

And the sun-

Sun shines down

Sun shines down

Sun shines down…

It's a typical-

A regular-

An ordinary-

Bikini bottom day! Hey!

Bikini bottom daaaaayyyy!

BIKINI BOTTOM PT 3 LYRICS

Breaking news: That is something we should worry about! After today’s second unexplained tremor, smoke has been sighted at the top of Mount Humongous, the long slumbering volcano… of doooooom!!!

(beat)

And now, a live statement from the mayor of our town.

SQUIDWARD: Um. Is that something we should worry about?
SPONGEBOB: Nah.

No fish knows the future
Not a single shark or sole
It’s all deranged
No control…

The town is under curfew
The fish police are on patrol
It’s all deranged
No control…

Crisis and disaster
Future as black as coal
It’s all deranged
No control…

No control!

I can’t believe
I’ve no control
It’s all deranged

Deeraaanged!
Deeeeeraaaaanged-

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

(3 clock ticks)

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

(2 clock ticks)

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

NO CONTROL LYRICS

The end is coming. The end is coming. The end is coming-

PATRICK: But you don’t understand. I’m stuck inside and I can’t watch any of my shows. Because all that’s on TV is THIS!

When the going gets tough
That means it’s time to get lost
(x2)
Let’s be gone!

Run like crazy-
You got one day left
Go home and pack!

When the going gets tough
That means it’s time to get lost
(x2)
Let’s be gone!

Uh le-go
And be gone
(x3)
Uh le-go
And we gone

‘Cause when the going gets tough
That means it’s time to get lost
When the going gets tough
That means it’s time to get lost

And we gone,
Yes we gone,
Let’s be gone,
So le-go!

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH LYRICS

‘Cause you’re not a simple sponge
No, you’re not a simple sponge
No, you’re not a simple sponge

Oooohhhh

‘Cause you’re not a simple sponge

Oooohhhh

No, you’re not a simple-

Oooohhhh

Now there’s panic that’s run amok-

No! (fourth No! in descending Cm6 chord)

Ohhhhhh

‘Cause you’re not a simple sponge

Ohhhhhh

No, you’re not a simple sponge

Ohhhhhh
Ohhh, and I-
Ahhhhhh
End of the-

Mmmmm…
Ahhhhh…
Ahhhhh…

Ahhhhh…
Ahhhhh…

Let me have adventure,
Be a contender,
And more!

They will see you’re not just the sponge next door!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now at last you have found a way,
A way to save this town I love!

Not a simple-

SPONGE!

JUST A SIMPLE SPONGE LYRICS

Apocalypse Now!

(wait for fish to scream)

Wait! I misread that. Apocalypse, tomorrow!

(wait for fish to scream again)

I’m here in the heart of Bikini Bottom, where the Doomsday Clock is ticking down. Just twenty-nine hours left before the end. How will you spend them?

(Simple Sponge ends, scene transition)

Breaking news: A giant boulder is rolling down from Mount Humongous! And it’s headed… this… wayyyy!!!!

PLANKTON: Oh Karen, it’s been years since I’ve felt this close. Gazing into your screen right now, I feel the very earth move under my feet.

KAREN: It is moving.

Here in the heart of Bikini Bottom, the Doomsday Clock just keeps on ticking. And with every hour, panic spreads. The streets now swarm with a cult of fanatical sardines…

(Get trampled and fall SR)

PATRICK: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

SPONGEBOB: Come on Patrick. We have to go find Sandy.

(Scene transition.)

And an angry mob of mammal-haters…

(Get trampled again. Exit woozily)

SARDINES: Life smells weird! (x4)

Patrick Star!

-That Patrick is the one
Who will save us from
Our demise

Give it up!
Raise the sound!
Tell everyone to gather around

Ahhhhh
Star!
Yes he is, oh yeah

Super Sea Star Savior!
Patrick Star!

How profound!

We’ve been found!
We’ve been found!
Ohhh

CAKE!
BAKE CAKE!

Bake the King his cake!

Give it up!
Raise the sound!
Tell everyone to gather around

Ahhhhh
Star!
You’re our shining star

Great one
Grand one
Guru
One we can turn to

Super Sea Star Savior!
Patrick Star!

YES!
You complete me
For a change!
GO!

Great Pink One, you are everything
There’s great pink wisdom in all you sing

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ahhh!
Ahhh!

He’s our star!
Great star!
(x4)

Shout it out!
(x7)

Shout! (x3)
Shout it-
Out! (x5)

Shout! (x3)
Shout it-
Out! (x3)
Get out!

Oh! (x6)

TODO: Finish lyrics when we learn the song

SUPER SEA STAR SAVIOR LYRICS

The last night before the end. And as hysteria spreads through our streets, many have begun to question the government’s ability to handle this crisis.

SPONGEBOB: No way we get up that mountain without him.
FRENCH NARRATOR: At that moment, night falls.

The sun has sunk below us
The dark of night is here
The hands of time keep ticking
Tomorrow’s almost here

Almost here,
Almost here-

We only have tomorrow
Before our town is gone
We only have tomorrow
Before we must move on

Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom

We only have
One more…

(pause for French Narrator)

Day!!!!

TOMORROW IS LYRICS

Good morning, Bikini Bottom. Our top story: The end is coming and friends are abandoning friends.

SPONGEBOB: Okay, okay. I dreamed the end was coming at sundown today… and Patrick abandoned me. Ha, told you it was crazy!

Bikini Bottom boogie all night!
(x2)

In Bikini Bottom baby every ba-ba-body wins

So if you wanna rock and feelin’ all right
Bikini Bottom boogie all night!
Bikini Bottom boogie all night!
Bikini Bottom boogie all niiiight!!!

BIKINI BOTTOM BOOGIE LYRICS

TODO: When we learn the song

I’M NOT A LOSER LYRICS

With just one hour left on the Doomsday Clock, I’m coming to you live from the Bandshell. The benefit concert is about to begin. Our phone lines are now open.

It’s up to you, our viewers across the ocean. We need your donations to pay for the escape… so we can get out before the volcano blows us all to oblivion!

And there… You can see them now…

(Bikini Tevka begins)

The citizens of Bikini Bottom, led by the Mayor through the streets of our beleaguered town, on their way to the Bandshell. It is a truly historic exodus.

KAREN: Big guy.
PLANKTON: Uhh!
KAREN: Big guy! Big guy!

It’s another boulder!!!

(rumbling)

MRS. PUFF: Oh no! Not again!

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT’S FAULT!!!

MAYOR: Everyone stay calm!

(Old Man Jenkins gets “Flat Stanley’d”)

TODO: When we learn the song

BEST DAY EVER LYRICS

This just in: BIKINI BOTTOM IS SAVED!!

OLD MAN JENKINS: You did this?
SANDY: We did.
OLD MAN JENKINS: Thank you.

TODO: When we learn the song

BIKINI BOTTOM DAY (REPRISE) LYRICS