lotto luck

well think! the show has already started

and the super mega bonus ball is number 7

we always play seven for the bonus ball!

our state of the art lotto track has verified that one ticket, sold in brentwood, has matched all six numbers plus the mega bonus ball. so yes we do have a potential winner in this one and only billion dollar drawing

yeah i stopped for gas on my way home

the gastion owner who sold the ticket collects a cool million, but the person who bought it might be the winner of the biggest jackpot in history.

gas station! it must be us. dont just stand there, find it.

the winning numbers again are 4, 12, 21, 28, 37, and 44. with the super mega bonus ball 7.

you cant remember where you put the ticket either

the ticket holder must call us in the next 60 seconds, or they forefit this once in a lifetime, billion dollar prize. Vanna start the countdown. call in now and read off the unique security code printed on the back of the winning ticket. but hurry, only 52 seconds left!

and because you lost it.

only 30 seconds remain. if you have that ticket stop jumping for joy and call in now.

okay okay

its the final 10 seconds you must call in now there is no second chances. ten

come on where did you put it

nine eight

i dont know i wanted to put it where id never lose it

seven six

maybe its still in the kitchen maybe it fell behind the fridge

five four theee two one. oh im sorry time is up. well american i guess we'll never know who held that winning ticket. But somewhere, tomorrow morning, some dumb shmuck is gonna see those number on the news. and when he takes that ticket from his wallet. at least he'll know.

no its not here either

at least he'll know for the rest of his long, unhappy, life that he couldve won a billion dollars.