Is It or is It not a Pavel Quote?

“Speaking of having sex with multiple people…”

Pavel

“Marc Antony was a slippery fellow.”

Pavel

“I danced alone to Ray Charles for about an hour and a half after prom.”

Pavel

“I’m so self-centered! I’m so egotistical!”

Pavel

“What, you think I’m going to hit on your sister now!?”

Pavel, to Kyungsoo

“And no, I don’t pee on my clothes.”

Pavel

*Really high pitched voice* “I’m a VSCO girl!!!”

Pavel

“I’m a proud b*tch of the Times New Roman font!”

Pavel

“When you get to a certain age, and your hormones start raging, and you desire to find a significant other… You would want to look presentable.”

Pavel

“I’ve mansplained men!”

Pavel

“I don’t think you’d want to peer into my brain.”

Pavel

“I’m feeling sadistic today.”

Pavel

“I feel as though this is not the first time I’ve heard mention of a kangaroo this week.”

Pavel

“I was just trying to be myself… But I fear that in doing so, I intimidated her…”

Pavel

“How would you feel if I slowly turned into a femboy…?”

Pavel, to A.K.

“I’m sorry for thinking you were Jewish and for offering you my sausage…”

Pavel, in Selim’s yearbook

“He literally traps me in an open field!”

Pavel

“I like that kid’s drip.”

Pavel

“Same here. I just want to get fully horizontal.”

Pavel

“Incest is wincest.”

Pavel

“My stereotype of a doctor is a Greek guy.”

Pavel

“Maddie, you mean nothing to me.”

Pavel

“I am a weather wimp.”

Pavel

“Wednesdays at 1:00 p.m. was Woods Time.”

Pavel, about his time in Switzerland

“You know what pisses me off when I think about women? How hot they are.”

Pavel

“It’s unfortunate that both of these guys are bald.”

Pavel

“I hope I never call anyone my little muffin.”

Pavel

“Un-domesticated human foundlings.”

Pavel

“Actually speaking of polygamy, I was in a polygamous relationship in kindergarten!”

Pavel

“Not my problem, someone can figure that out after I die.”

Camper, Camp Anokijig

“My brother did a line of parmesan in Paris.”

Lucas Robey, Camp Anokijig

“She has a taxidermied raccoon that she found at a thrift shop named Rhonda.”

Johnny Keller, Camp Anokijig

“One time I threw up an entire chicken alfredo.”

Sebastian Fields, Camp Anokijig

“Stop being colorblind, it’s not good for you.”

Reagan Russel, Camp Anokijig

“I have taken a couple thirst traps in my life.”

Brennan Rickey, Santa Cruz

“Chlorine may taste bad, but it doesn’t taste as bad as dying from cholera.”

Slawek, EART 20 professor from Santa Cruz

“Dang, we need a turn timer, what’s taking so long!? Oh wait, it’s my turn…”

Liam Manley, Santa Cruz

“The strongest odds are a contract.”

Alex, said in Santa Cruz

“Sometimes I like being called a good boy!”

Viktor, Santa Cruz

“I’ve touched three guys’ nipples in the last ten minutes.”

Camden Jaureguy, Santa Cruz

“Is this song vegan?”

Gavin, Santa Cruz

“We are all serious goose’s in a world of serious geese…”

Malia, Key Largo

“Dirt is a bit of a richer flavor.”

Gavin, Santa Cruz

“Having been on the roof, it’s very jumpable.”

Desi, Santa Cruz

“Some people are just meant to be bullied.”

Jordan Baden, Santa Cruz

“What do you think counts as losing your virginity for lesbians?”

Stew, Santa Cruz

“I’m actually really good at running away from issues.”

Will Langton, Santa Cruz

“There’s something about being behind a steering wheel that fills me with rage.”

Graeme, Santa Cruz

“Sleeping and cocaine is a great mixture.”

Liam Manley, Santa Cruz

“I knew your taste in men was terrible, I didn’t know your taste in food was bad as well!”

Joey Montag, Santa Cruz

“I’m putting Nerds in my sparkling water.”

Camden Jaureguy, Santa Cruz

“Fish love me, women fear me.”

Kyungsoo

“If she’s crying, shut her up!”

Claire Smith, Camp Anokijig

“I didn’t realize he was drunk, I thought he was just British!”

Alex, said in Santa Cruz

“I think I’m just white but this beef is kinda spicy.”

Grey Patrick, Camp Anokijig