Assassins Cassandra Lines

Unless she strays from her morning routine, she should be coming out in 10 ish minutes. Her car always leaves before nine.

Cool, I’ve got my camera ready.

You’re on Tiktok.

I know but you said we got 10 minutes.

Cassandra we need to lock in. Ergo…

We won’t move onto the next round. She probably won’t have immunity because she probably won’t have her water gear on, blah blah blah fine.

…formed an alliance.

Our team leaders are good friends, okay. Plus, where in the water wars rule book does it say we can’t form an alliance?

It’s not forming an alliance that’s the problem. It’s who I’m allianced to.

Can this wait? We’re here cuz we both live near her, easy target. We can win big money if we work together let'‘s just put our problems to the side.

3 months over our 4 year long friendship…

Oh my goddddd

I’m just stating the obvious

I’m not prioritizing anything Amelia! Jesus, is it so bad to want a break from a friend?

I’m not your boyfriend or something

(uttering) might as well be.

What did you say?

Nothing. Listen, I just need some space from you. Is that so wrong?

….what happened to my best friend?

Amelia, you’re a lot to handle sometimes, okay?

This isn’t new information?

That’s not what I mean. We were together all the time, you know? And whenever Kip was at our hangouts, you would lash out.

…everything we did.

He’s my boyfriend, Amelia. And you weren’t exactly giving me time to hang out with him.

I didn’t complain once until my birthday which was totally fair game.

It was not, We’d been hanging out for such a king time, I don’t know why you didn’t invite him in the first place.

We’re not friends!

You never liked him, did you?

…his name is Kip.

Hey. Don’t talk about my future husband like that.

I think you can do so much better than that footballer dumbass.

AMELIA!

Is he going to college?

He’s gonna start twitch streaming

Getting the big bucks I see.

I just wanted you guys to get along.

I’m sorry then. I can try my best. I just think you’re worth more than that.

You were hanging out with Zach.

Cass that was just for the competition.

Yeah but knowing you guys, you probably got close again or something.

And you’re not completely innocent either, if you’re hanging out with Jillian.

Okay there’s a difference. Zach is my ex boyfriend. Jillian just spread a stupid rumor about you.

She embarrassed me. People made fun of me.

Well, when you hear it from her perspective, you are both kinda in the wrong.

You’re supposed to be my best friend.

You’re right. I’m just saying there are some things you maybe didn’t consider about the situation. Like maybe what Jillian is going through.

Listen I’m trying my best here but you’re not exactly making this easy.

What’s so hard?

Well for starters, you’re asking me to forgive a girl who’s been bullying me for years.

She wasn’t—-

It’s fine it’s fine. I just want things to go back to normal.

Yeah, I think we can go back to normal then. I think you guys would get along great.

Yeah, I think we can go back to normal then. I think you guys would get along great.

I’m glad we can stay friends.

What’t that supposed to mean.

Okay, don’t get mad, but like I was sorta planning on maybe, just not talking to you anymore.

Like…at all?

…Well now I think we’re okay! We can just work on it.

who was our FORMER FRIEND?

Well, when I was talking to the team about it, it’s what made sense okay? Let’s just

By team you mean Jillian?

Would you quit it with that already? I already told you you don’t know the full story. And this is so childish, we’re about to go to college for fuck’s sake.

Goodbye.

Hey, we still have to stake her out!

It won’t matter anymore. [shoots]

AMELIA! This is a NICE SHIRT!

Oh is it? Oh is it?

You know what?

[water fight]

WAIT

What?

None of this counts, we still have our gear on.

[physical fight]

JILLIAN WAS RIGHT. YOU’RE A DRAMATIC LUNATIC AND YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH ME.

I MEAN GET A GRIP.

YOU WERE BASICALLY OBSESSED WITH E I MEAN CAN’T YOU GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN? LIKE HOLY SHIT IT’S NOT THAT HARD TO GIVE ME SPACE WHEN I—-

Nice try bitches.

Great, I’m sure the team leaders will be happy to hear how successful this went. What should we do now?

About what? The game or the friendship?

Both?

Us? That I don’t even know at this point.

Maybe some people are not meant to be friends. Why are we pushing this—-

How come you get all the say?

Do you really think this is going well?

It’s not fair.

LIFE’S NOT FAIR

STFU

Jesus Meeles, when did you get so crass?

My maid of honor…

Amelia…

I don’t wanna see you again.

We don’t have to hate each other.

Too late.

Way to make a snap judgement. What, are you gonna start shit talking me like you did with Jillian?

You say her name one more time I swear to god—

What? What are you gonna do?

Have a good life.

I never wanted to be friends with you anyways. Go fuck yourself.

[water balloon hits her]

UGH you BITCH.