Cheers lines

CHAD: Here we go // ELI: Someone please shut this guy up.

DAVIS: Wha-?

Oh poor guy

CHAD: Nobody cares. Guys guess what day it is.

ELI: It’s January 12th.

No its the 13th

CALEB: oh snap—it's Friday the 13th.

CHAD: (tapping his nose) ding ding ding. 

cmon guys we can handle one unlucky day

COLIN: MY STARR!! Caleb, nice and loud today. I want to hear you greeting guests from across the bar. Chad—you’re training Jess tonight. 

COLIN walks away as JULES tries to ask a question 

JULES: Why does the owner call you his star?

Thats because Caleb here is an actor

LILY: Yeah, a big theater guy. 

CALEB: Guys, I already hear enough from Colin…

Colin goes around telling customers that caleb is going to be famous

SHELLY: How's life treating you Rick?

PATRICK: Ask the man with a life. (drinks)

Focus shifts back to servers

 Don’t work about him honey, he’s just worried about the shift tonight. It’s Friday the 13th, Chad’s superstitious about that kind of stuff. 

CALEB: The “s” word

JULES: You mean “slow?” 

you're not supposed to say that in a restaurant, sweetie.

JULES: I didn’t know! This is my first restaurant job–

CHAD: Oh really? Couldn't tell. 

alright guys

CUSTOMER: Oh Okay I'll get some of those too then.

ELI walks away, past host stand

ELI: suckers…

Just ask her out. Come on, you haven't had a date in months.

RANDOM CUSTOMER: Um, excuse me. We’ve been on the waitlist for like 30 minutes–

KYLE: Well you'll just have to keep waiting! ….Serenity now!

Lights down. Lights up again. More loud bar background noise. 

Yo my table 5 is unhappy with her seat.

CALEB: No. Bill’s right. We love it here.

Its a love hate relationship