clue: on stage! high school edition - col. mustard lines

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WADSWORTH: Good evening.

Good evening. I’m not sure if I’m in the right—

WADSWORTH: Yes, indeed you are expected, Colonel.

How do you—?

WADSWORTH: It is Colonel Mustard, isn’t it?

No, that’s not my name. My name is Colonel—

WADSWORTH: I believe it’s been recommended that tonight you use a pseudonym.

Oh, no thank you. I took an antihistamine before I came here.

WADSWORTH: May I take your coat?

Oh. All right. I suppose I…

YVETTE: Champagne!

Oh, uh… don’t mind if I…

YVETTE: Zis way monsieur.

Ah. Thank you.