silly bio phrases

DIRECT to the heart

dense irregular elastic connective tissue is found in the aorta

DIRRCT in dermis

Dense irregular collagenous connective tissue is found in the dermis

DRECT your voice

Dense regular elastic connective tissue is found in vocal chords

DR. CCT for your knee

Dense regular collagenous connective tissue is found in tendons and ligaments

Hyaline

joints, between knee bones

Fibro

thick, between vertebrae

Elastic

ears and epiglottis

Babies (basale)

reproduction of cells

Steal (spinosum)

keratin fibers and some reproduction

Go (granulosum)

cells gotta go they die

Let’s (lucidum)

use our hands and feet

Simple squamous

veronica already saw my immediate excitement. (vessels, alveoli, serous membrane, inner eardrum)

Simple cuboidal

Kyle Good-Dog bit Olivia (Kidneys, glands/ducts, bronchi, ovaries)

Simple columnar

Good-Dog bit Anna T’s unloving, small, inside God bunny. (Glands/ducts, bronchi, auditory tubes, uterus, stomach, intestines, gall bladder)

Stratified squamous

My talking log emmits annoying, vain, unreal cackles. (mouth, throat, layrnx, esophagus, anus, vagina, urethra, cornea)

Stratified cuboidal

Sally Good-Dog omits Sarah Good-Dog. (Sweat glands/ducts, ovaries, salivary glands/ducts)

Stratified columnar

Molly Good-Dog logs my unreal. (mammary glands/ducts, larynx, male urethra)

Pseudostratified columnar

Noach Cat, Noah Sat, and Anna T pulled Terrys bit. (nasal cavity, nasal sinus, auditory tubes, pharynx, trachea, bronchi)

Transitional

Uncle bob is unreal. (urinary bladder, urethra)

Right hypochondriac

hyper little girls (liver gallbladder)

Right lumbar

lame apple cake (ascending colon)

Right iliac

Icky cool air (cecum, appendix)

Epigastric

Elated sally (stomach)

Umbilical

unreal silly icks traveling cake (small intestines, transcending colon)

Hypogastric

Hollow beans (bladder)

Left Hypochondriac

Hyper dogs ( diaphragm)

Left lumbar

Lame dark cake (descending colon)

Left iliac

Icky slime cake (sigmoid colon)