Slumber Party Slashers Uganda One Acts Lines

Yvette: Ooo, Uganda! It landed on you! So...are you gonna kiss me or what?

Um no shade Yvette honey chile I dont play wit all dat tea mess, okurr?

Caroline: Hey guys, come on, if she doesnt want to, she doesnt have to. Cmon Lets move on.

OKURR CAROLINE PERIODT BOO ON MY SOUL STINKABAE

Trish: WOW. I mean, BESIDES THAT... what is it with everyone chickening out of spin the bottle today, I mean, live a little!

NO CHILE CAUSE PERIOD... on my soul yall needs tuh get with the catalog TONGUE POP

Janiyah: Do you mean.. get with the program? Besides, I think you literally said n-

Mm-mm chile dont tell me how to say nun booboo bear

Caroline: Wait, before we start, can I open a window? Its like rrreeeeeaaalllly hot in here.... almost as hot as Brad

DAMN yall cant afford no A/C up in here nun?... BROKEYYYYY

Zac: Well obviously, shes FREAKIN DEAD!

Chile ion know what to do babygirl... this is some-

Yvette: Well... (long pause) (turns her head to the others) she's dead.

Mmmm.. bet honey chile (snap S motion) Imma lowkey finna check this ish out.... and that's on periodt (hip pop)

Yvette: Can you believe that ... Carolines dead? I-I mean, who would even have it out for her..?

Chile... I aint mess wit her boogie boo boo self anyways mama bear (neck pop)

Yvette: What? How can you say that? W-Why not?

Gurll... she slayed n messed with my mental state,stink stink

Yvette: What-really? W-when did she do that?

Mmmm.. Wayyy back when in time gurlll.. like when I was lil munchnugget, boo

Yvette: Oh I-Im so sorry.. I didnt know

Chile, its gucci now gurl. I slayed her boots mama house house anyhow. Anyway I gotta use the baddies room. Why dont you tell me where it is , honey gurl?

Yvette: omg Uganda!

Ugh. No. My real name would strike fear in your heart, would make armies tremble in terror-

Trish: Wait arent you like kaeyleigh grace ann-marie smith?

UH NO.. (stabs Trish again).. Anyway ... time for the real horror... my sick moves...