Riff Raff Lines-Rocky Horror

Janet: Yes, It's raining

Yes

*Motorcycles pull up*

The darkness must go, down the river of night's dreaming, flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming, into my life, into my life. (Singing)

Brad: Just a moment Janet they may have a phone

Hello

Brad: Do you have a phone we might use?

You're wet

Janet: Yes, It's raining

Yes

Brad: Yes

Yes

*Thunderclap*

I think, perhaps you better both come inside.

Brad: Probably a hunting lodge for rich weirdos

This way

Janet: Are you having a party?

You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs

*Time Warp begins to play*

It's astounding, Time is fleeting, madness takes its toll, But listen closely

Magenta: Not for very much longer

I've got to keep control. I remember doing the Time Warp, Drinking those moments when. The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling

Magenta: I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

Magenta: You're into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation

Frank: Why don't you stay for the night

Night

Frank: Or maybe a bite

Bite

Janet: Is he, um...Frank I mean. Is he your husband?

The master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

Frank to Janet: How about you?

Everything is in readiness master. We merely await your word.

Frank: Throw open the switches of the sonic oscillator

*Pull down lever 1 and 2*

Frank: Three more points

*Hit three buttons, then start miming messing with controls*

Frank: Oh I just love success!

He's a credit to your genius master

Frank: *Whipping me*

MERCYYYYY

Frank: I understood that you were supposed to be watching

I was only away for a minute, master

Frank: Well see if you can find him on the monitor

Master, Master, we have a visitor

Brad: Dr. Everett Scott

You Know this earthling....this person

Brad: It might be! I don't know!

The Intruder is entering the building master

Dr. Scott: From the day he was born

Not the night but the day

Dr. Scott: He was Trouble

Not Monopoly, but Trouble

Dr. Scott: He was the thorn

Every rose has it's thorn

Dr. Scott: In his mother's side

Not her ass but her side

Dr. Scott: She tried in vein

But she shoulda tried an artery. Aorta? sorta.

Dr. Scott: caused her nothing but shame

Butt Shame. Butt Shame. Butt Shame.

Magenta: *Laughing at Frank chasing Janet*

Shut up!

Floor show enterance

Frank-N-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure. Your lifestyles too extreme. I'm your new commander. You now are my prisoner. We return to Translyvania. Prepare the transit beam.

Magenta: How Sentimental

And also presumptious of you. You see... when I said "we" were to return to Transylvania, I referred to only Magenta and myself. I'm sorry however if you found my words misleading. But, you see, you are to remain here. In spirit, anyway.

Dr Scott: Great heavens that's a laser

Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter

Dr Scott: You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected.

Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank-N-Furter your time has come. Say goodbye to all of....this and hello to oblivion.

MAGENTA: I thought you liked them - they liked you.

They didn't like me! They never liked me!

Dr. Scott: You did right

A decision had to be made

Dr Scott: You're ok by me.

Dr. Scott...I'm sorry about your nephew

SCOTTY: Yes - Perhaps it's for the best

You should leave now, Dr Scott. While it's still possible We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go. Now.

Dr. Scott, Janet, and Brad leave

Our noble mission is almost completed my most...beautiful sister. And soon we should return to the moon drenched shores of our beloved planet.

MAGENTA: ... to take that step... to the RIGHT.

But it's the pelvic thrust