MOETOE act 1 lines

chudling

They are extremely heavy!

Princess Dragomiroff. How lovely to see you. Please, let me help you madame.

I have agreed to pay her way if she will assist me as I travel to Paris

But your usual companion, Miss Schmit-?

Greta, Please, that is enough, just get on the train

You are in compartment eleven, Princess, as usual, And Miss Ohlsson, you are sharing with a Miss Mary Debenham in compartment four

I’m Miss Debenham

Ah, Mademoiselle. You will be sharing with Miss Ohlsson here.

Excuse me. Could you direct me to compartment number seven, please.

Number seven, monsieur? I believe there must be some mistake.

Let us hope not. I must get to London by the end of the week. My name is Hercule Poirot.

Hercule Poirot, the detective?

Oh, you’ll change your mind when you hear the price, Eh? Haha!

Monsieur Ratchett, you are in compartment two.

Monsieur Poirot! Alors. You have beat me to the gate. You have met Michel? He is from Paris and he is the best conductor in the company!

Merci, Monsieur. But your friend says that he has number seven, and I’m afraid it is taken. Indeed, the entire first class coach is full.

That is incredible

I know, monsieur. All the world elects to travel tonight.

Now tell me, have all the passengers checked in with you?

Not yet. We are waiting for a Mrs. Hubbard and the Count and Countess Andrenyi

I hear that the countess is one of the greatest beauties of Europe. She is became a doctor, and when she married the count she became royalty.

I see her coming

Not as well as you speak English

May I help you with your bag madame?

And I look forward to telling you about them.

Compartment twelve, countess.

Is this that Orient Express I keep hearing about? It doesn’t look that impressive, at least not from here.

You are Mrs. Hubbard?

No, Mr. Hubbard is not joining me. Mr. Hubbard and I traveled together once and he said it raised his blood pressure. I don’t know why. So now I do it for both of us. Do you like to travel?

I travel every day.

Then you and I should exchange notes some time.

Compartment three.

Is that yours or mine?

Yours, madame

I hope it’s comfy

I have never had a complaint, madame

Well, ain’t this the bee’s knees. Maybe I’ll just move in for good.

This way, please, and watch your step

Holy cow. Is it snowing out there?

We get a lot of it this time of year, I’m afraid. Last year we got stuck in the snow for seven days.

Seven days! Was there liquor on board?

There is always plenty

Hello?! Hello?!

Oui, madame?

Michel, could you bring me a bourbon, please. And put it on the rocks. The tap waters terrible.

Right away, madame.

And how about some nibbles?

Nibbles, madame?

Munchies. Yummies. Things to snack on while I drink my bourbon.

Ah, you mean like crisps, madame.

Yeah, like crisps. We call’em nibbles in the mid-west. Have you ever nibbled on anything, Michel?

I have not had that pleasure, madame.

It’s the middle of the night!

Sir, what is it?!

Ridiculous woman? I heard that!

Monsieur, if the lady wants to sing a little song-

What are you, a thug? Are you in the mafia? Michel, I think he’s dangerous.

Oh my god, he’s got a gun! Michel, it’’s a gun!

It is not against the law, madame

Someone should shoot her and put her out of her misery

Orient Express to Belgrade Station. Orient Express to Belgrade Station.

Emergency call number 867. Alert code Blue. This is important. Do you read me?

Hello? are you there, Belgrade?

We read you, express pray continue.

We’ve just left Sofia and the snow is becoming heavier by the minute. I am getting concerned as we head into the mountains. Please prepare your rescue equipment in case of stoppage.

Belgrade?

Belgrade, can you hear me?!

Push hard!

I’m trying!