A Play About a Dragon

Roland Lines and blocking

Folly “Owwww”

“That was the worst production of -Saint George and the Dragon- I have ever seen. And with this company, that’s saying something.”

Morton “It wasn’t so bad”

“Wasn’t so bad? The audience didn’t laugh or cheer once. It was dead quiet out there”

Morton “They were listening”

“They were sleeping”

Lady Gwen “Get off me!”

“They threw rotten vegetables at us”

Morton “Blah Blah by donating the fixings for our supper”

“Half the audience walked out!”

Lady Gwen “Would you get off of me”

“Did you find nothing wrong with that performance at all”

Morton blah blah “during my great speech”

You mean when I pounded Grub on the back to save his life because he was choking on a chicken bone?

Lady Gwen “To leave”

What??

Morton “AmaturRoland Lines and blocking e Productions?!”

And I suppose you’re too good to settle for that?

Morton “You think our productions our productions are amature??”

And what will you do without us?? on your own, things will be exactly the same

Folly “Brilliant”

A Dream!

Folly , blah blah, “Few times while you’re at it”

That wasnt very nice

Morton “Its the truth”

Sometimes the truth is not the most important thing

Morton “Nonsense!”

Of all the things you lack, Morton, none is so dearly missed as tack

Grub “She has lovely eyes”

Lady Gwen?

Morton “Lady Gwen”

Then who shall play the maiden fair??

Grub “and she was always nice to me”

Lady Gwen??

Grub “Ugly Bertha”

If Folly plays the maiden fair, who’ll play the dragon? to morton and dont say me to grub and you dont say anything

Morton “Why not you”

I have enough to do what with looking after the costumes, and the set, and the props, and pulling the curtian, I do not have time to play the dragon.

Lady Dottie “Must I always announce myself”

Your Lordships

Lady Dottie blah blah blah “It quite wore me out just watching it all”

Thank you, Your Lordships

Lady Dotie “vigorous preformance”

Thank you your lordships

Morton “Very well”

go grab stools

Morton blah blah blah “I told you were were a success”

Forgive me, your lordships, but there will be numerous exprenses

Lady Dottie "…return”

Thank you your lordships

Bud “I thought you all did a lovely job”

Thank you, lady Bud

Bud blah blah blah “But my parents will not allow it”

It is not an easy road, my Lady, especially for one as fine as yourself

Bud “Would that is were so easy…I wish you all good luck”

Thank you, Lady Bud

Grub “What an amazing coincidence”

Yes, isn’t it

Folly “How nice of you to offer! isn’t it, Morton

It would make things easier