Puglsey Addams Lines

Wendsday: this dinner has to go ok

It will if you let me blow this lucas guy up

Wednesday breaks birds neck

Wow you got some real issues.

But I think I like it

That was good, that was good.

I think I like it.

Do it again, do it again.

Why, look everyone, it's Pugsley Addams, Wednesday's brother, just returned from Bible study. Say hello, Puggles.

Hello. Wanna make a donation?

Of course, sweetheart. What are you collecting for?

Just put some money in the can and nobody gets hurt.

Lucas: You make me so crazy. (they kiss.)

Maybe you two should get a room.

Wednesday: Pugsley! Stop sneaking around like that!

It's my house too, ok?

Lucas: hey it's the Pugster. What up, little man?

You trying to be cool?

Lucas: Uh-huh.

'Cause you're not cool.

Lucas: Your sister thinks I am.

She'll get over it.

Lucas: Aren't you a little young to be smoking?

I'm under a lot of stress. My sister's having an identity crisis.

Wednesday: We're going to go now.

Can I come?

Wednesday: Sorry, Pugs. I'm with Lucas now. Bye.

But wait! Wait!

Grandma: ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

Hi, grandma

Grandma: Hey, stud. How's life?

Too long

Grandma: Tell me about it.

Hold on. What're you doing?

Grandma: Restocking. Grandma's Private Stash. Herbs, potions and remedies. Nature's candy, no prescription needed.

What's that one?

Grandma: Bookoo leaf. You got someone giving you a hard time?

Maybe.

Grandma: Sprinkle a little of this on his toast, an hour later he's in a padded room, screaming "I am Spartacus!"

Grandma - what if there was this girl who met this person and he's all like "Hey, it's the Pugster. What up, little man?" and she's all like "golly" and "we're gonna go now" and they're running away together. What would you give her?

Grandma: Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her.

But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me?

Grandma: That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love.

Tell me about it. What's this one?

Grandma: Acrimonium! You wanna stay away from this baby.

Why?

GRANDMA: Takes the lid off the id. Brings out the dark side.

Whaddaya mean?

Grandma: One swig of this and Mary Poppins turns into Medea.

I don't understand your references.

Wednesday: Please, not The Game. It's really late--

But it's a family tradition.

Wednesday: Pugsley, could you just go away and die?

I will if your boyfriend will.

Morticia: What's wrong, my little cockroach?

I can't sleep

Morticia: Why not?

There's no monster in the closet.

Morticia: I'm sure he's hiding someplace else.

Mommy… I have a full disclosure.

Morticia: Yes?

What if you tried to do something to somebody and you ended up doing it to somebody else by mistake?

MORTICIA: Are we talking about anyone we know?

Well, I was talking to Grandma before, and she told me-

Morticia: Don't listen to that ancient woman. She may not even be part of this family.

Is Wednesday really gonna marry that guy?

Morticia: She might.

Oh, no! Make me feel better, Mommy.

Morticia: Life is a tightrope, my child, and at the other end is your coffin.better?

Uh huh thanks mommy

Grandma: OK, fun-seekers! My Acrimonium was missing, so I sniffed around. Tell 'em what happened, you little bed-bug.

You're all so smart, you figure it out.

Wednesday: Pugsley, you're an artist! You rearranged life itself, and it all came out even. You're the best brother in the world.

So you're still going to torture me?