TRACKS PLS LOCK IN BRO

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i cant just leave my car there, stuck in the mud like that.

businesswoman: no… it’s not fair.

how’s a tow truck gonna get down there in this weather? i should be waiting with my car.

nun: they will learn when the time is right

do you get the feeling everyone’s watching us or am i being paranoid?

nun: is there something we can help you with dearie?

no, nothing. just trying to get home.

hs girl: there has to be one. why else would we have come here?

have we ever been on the subway before? i mean, is there even a station in our town? or anywhere near us in indiana?

lawyer: we were going to get on the next train without knowing where it’s going?

what do you mean you don’t know where it’s going?

businessman:a little complicated? that trains our only way out and we don’t even know where it goes?

our only way out?

professor: …up or down

up or down? what does that mean?

businesswoman: nothing.ignore what he’s saying.

what are you people talking about?

hs girl: up or down?

what a crappy way to end the night. first the car rolls down the hill, and now we’re stuck with you wackos. all i want to do is get my girlfriend home.

businesswoman: sweetie, don’t say that.

say what?

hs girl: the rain came unexpectedly. i know the brake was on but…

the brake would’ve held if the ground didn’t get muddy so fast.

hs girl: it’s alright, there was nothing we could do.

i wasn’t supposed to let anything happen to you! i promised! your fathers definitely gonna kill me now.

lawyer: how could you miss a hill? were you drinking?

no!

lawyer: sorry, you must know the underage drinking statistics.

all i wanted was to take her out to dinner and overlook the town afterwards. i didnt plan on my car sliding down a hill and crashing.

hs girl: thanks i guess

baby, if we’re… y’know… then is everyone else too?

lawyer: clear case to me.

we’re going to… down there?

old man: that way, if the train goes to heaven, i’ll be pleasantly surprised.

you don’t wanna know?

homeless girl: but what if it does?

i may not know much about this stuff, but we’ve got a nun here. isn’t that like enough to say it’s going to heaven for sure?

nun: i was a real hooligan

i do t know what that is, but aren’t you in with god or something?

NUN. If that's what the Lord has chosen for me, yes. But I have faith that's not the case.

She says it's going to Heaven, so it must be. We have a nun here!

LAWYER. You complete the unholy trinity—stealing, killing and now adultery.

oh, we are so screwed.

PROFESSOR. A dichotomy, so to speak.

a what?

BUSINESSMAN. Hear me out. Whichever way the train on this side goes, the train on the other side must go the other way.

So you're saying if this train goes to Hell, the one on the other side goes to Heaven?

hs girl: i’ll go

no you won’t

hs girl: i’ll be okay

you’re not going alone, and i’m staying put.

professor: look, i’ll go with her

you’re not going anywhere with my girl.

BUSINESSWOMAN. I know the way. I'll go. All right?

I won't get on the train without you, so come back. Promise?

BUSINESSMAN. Over there? You mean you're from the other platform?

you’re from the other side? is my girlfriend okay?

homeless girl: don’t listen to the crybaby

she’s right. my girl shouldn’t be over there.

businessman: figured it out?we’re no closer than we were when i got here.

please come back…

NUN. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for You are with me.

what if she’s right? why if this is the train to hell?

waitress: and we sure don’t.

i think she’s right. i don’t deserve to go to heaven either.

nun: what happened wasn’t your fault, dearie.

yes it was

LAWYER. That's not what you said before. Was it indirectly your fault?

I guess. The emergency brake on my car doesn't always stick. It's an old car. My dad kept bugging me to get it fixed. Heck, I could've brought it to the auto shop at school-some of my friends might've been able to fix it, but I didn't get around to it. I kept putting it off and putting it off until I practically forgot about it. What were the chances we'd be parked on that hill during a freak downpour? But I can't help thinking that if my brake had been fixed, the car wouldn't have slid down the hill. And then it wouldn't have hit the tree or whatever, and I wouldn't have gotten us killed.

nun: you don’t know that for sure

But I know my brake didn't work right. I didn't get it fixed when I could've. Maybe it wouldn't have stopped the rain and mud, but it might've saved our lives. so it is all my fault, you see? i got my girlfriend killed.

hs girl: what? why didn’t you..?

i’m so sorry…

hs girl: if only i had told you sooner…

what are you talking about?

hs girl: i don’t think we can go to the same place.

wait!

businesswoman: let her go. let her move on.

but i promised her id take care of her. i couldn’t even get that right.

professor: the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t. so to speak.

i promised her. i PROMISED HER.

Professor: “till death do you part.” i broke that years before i arrived here

but you didn’t kill your wife.

businesswoman: are you to getting on?

not without my girlfriend.