Stem strife and slander

Start of script

And that is why the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. 

Physics: No chance. You’re on, Psych. You’ll be the one who has to go to therapy after this. 

Guys, let’s all calm down, this is just your amygdala acting up. Now if we take deep breaths- 

Forensics: Seriously, Bio? This is the most entertaining thing that has happened since flat earthers made a comeback. 

Still, a competition is just going to drive us off task. 

Organic Chemistry: Well, well, well. What do we have here? A competition for the best science, you say? Count me in. 

Look, this is not a competition okay- 

Physics: I agree. If we are actually going to hold this competition, we need multiple factors, and we should all get to argue our case. 

I still think this is a terrible idea… 

Organic Chemistry: Perhaps which field has the highest paying job? 

Well, that would be me, but I’m not participating in this stupidity. 

Forensics: You know what? Even though I looked through all the physical evidence, I still couldn’t find who the heck asked. 
(Psychology and Forensics start at each other to fight but Biology steps in between them) 

Let’s not let the adrenaline overflow now- 

Psychology: …So why don’t you take your variables and nonsense numbers and get your butt over to the math department because we sure as heck don’t want you here. 

EVERYONE JUST STOP!  

(4 shot of the others suddenly go quiet POV back to Biology)

Big monologue

Forensics: (Laughing) Yeah, you guys majorly messed up. 

Ahem… 

Forensics: Fine… I could have been… more serious and less argumentative. (At Biology) Good enough for ya? 

Fine. 

(Incoherent talking as they all agree and complain about how stupid the humanities are as they exit. Biology remains for a moment, with a contemplative expression, and she chuckles before starting to walk off.) 

Geo, uh, you coming? 

Geology: (Crazed) Rocks…. 

You know what, you do you… you do you. 

Big monologue

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