Shakespeare Carnival Lines Practice

these are my lines. useless to whoever is reading this. :)

Nevertheless, I will be succeeding the role of the king of Denmark

What? That’s outrageous!

Excuse me?

Blasphemy! You have to say something!

The reasons for Hamlet’s passing is unclear, yet we have-

That fool, we’re aware of his grievous crime, of killing his own kin. Hamlet you have to do something!

We could kill him now, but…

But? No buts! He killed your father and now he’s marrying your mother. Surely you have the incentive to end all this now?

But he’s praying! Killing a man while he’s praying? Besides, he’s repenting for his sins, murdering a man while he’s atoning-

Oh, you’re right! He could go to heaven, that’s hardly the appropriate conclusion for this man.

To be

Or not to be

You’re right. I’ll wait.

You always do this Hamlet. You always stall, always waiting! Ruthlessness isn’t cruelty, it’s clarity. Keep him alive and you WILL regret it.

 My lord, I have belongings of yours that wish to redeliver. Behold them.

Whaaattt?!

My honored lord, you know right well you did, and your sweet words endowed value upon them. Take them back, for to the noble, lack of kindness undermines value. There, my lord.

Ok hamlet, lunacy and mysogyny time

Gentlemen! (you too)

Good my lord, be quiet

O, he is mad Laertes

For love of God, forbear him

Prove to me you wouldn't do it. Won't you weep, won't you fight, won't you starve yourself, won't you tear yourself apart, won't you drink poison, eat a crocodile? I'll do all of that. Did you come here just to cry about it? To outdo me by jumping in her grave? Fine, be buried with her then, and so will I. And if we're talking about mountains, let them throw millions of acres on top of us, and bury us both alongside her.

Ok, he has officially lost it

YOU messed up. I tried to keep him and EVERYONE else under control. But nooOoOo

well i said we should’ve killed claudius sooner but nooo; let’s keep him alive

Wha?

Push Laertes

they are all going to hell. Welp. we tried.

We should probably find someone else to possess

You know, I think there's this lady with some pretty bad guilt problems. Lady Macbeth.

Sounds good. Are you still mad at me

Very.

So you won’t join me for lunch?

Madness…

Were you not there when his father’s ghost appeared out of nowhere? Do you not remember Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder? You don't want to honour the wishes of Hamlet

Antic disposition! I’ll spread rumours, look dishevelled, say nonsensical things.. I can be overlooked. I will be no threat in the eyes of court.

I guess it could work

ok now youre just rubbing it in

i know, it’s great

Shall the devil take your soul.

Too late