Nights of the Rad Table

I remember a knight who was heard to say that his lady love was fairer than our dear Morgan La Fey. He woke up the next morning to find his dear lady with warts on her nose, and a hump on her back and tears in her eyes!

Then there was the knight who neglected to wear our lady’s favour in battle. His sword broke in half. His horse reared up and threw him off and the enemy slew him most fearfully!

Your right. It’s time to reclaim my place as the greatest wizard of all time! Morgan La Fey! Unfrog that poor soul!

What?!

It’s Merlin!

I think we know who is the most powerful wizard now, don’t we?

Morgan La Fey wins the day!

Hmm, how nice. From his greatest admirer, you say. Artie, come look at this. You’re receiving gifts already.

Cool!

Put in on, Your Highness.

You dimwits! Can’t you see it’s a trick! Like, why don’t on of you girls put it on first?

Oh, no. That wouldn’t be proper!

It was meant to only be worn by a king!