jurors lines

feed line then my line

Two: Who do you think it was?

Alright. It was me. I voted for the pineapple pizza.

Seven/Penny: And to be honest, I’d rather just go home.

How. Dare. You. Fi

Five/Cam: I feel like some of us…don’t really want consensus.

Watch it, Juror Five. You try to ice me out, and I’ll tell the bailiff that we’ve already reached a decision.

Five/Cam: You wouldn’t!

Try me. We all know the guy is guilty. that discussion was the easiest seven minutes of our lives. But the judge says they’d be willing to order us lunch only if we are still deliberating. Tell me, jurors, are we still deliberating.

Five/Cam: We are.

We are what?

Five/Cam: We are still deliberating.

Good. Then let’s pick a place to eat.

Ten/Analisse: I think it’s pretty clear that we would like to order burgers for lunch.

No, we don’t.

Three: All the real votes were for burgers.

No, you don’t want burgers. You are settling. Burgers are fine, but today is a day that deserves something more than just fine. We have the chance to order something spectacular. Years from now, do you want to tell your family that you had the opportunity to have ay meal you want provided to you and paid for by the U.S. govt -

• without being on death row

Without being on death row - that is a key distinction thank you. Are you going to tell them that you took this golden opportunity and chose…a burger? Where’s your imagination?

Six/Alice: Okay, what about Colangelo’s Steakhouse?

Now we’re talking. Go on.

Bailiff/Sofia: Did you all come to a decision?

Not yet. This case is perplexing. On one hand we have a person who said he was going to rob a store and then totally did, but on the other…what if he didn’t? We need to deliberate more.

Six/Alice: I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have gotten all our hopes up. It was a stupid request.

No, it wasn’t. You aimed high. You thought outside the box. That’s what we all should be doing.

Eleven/Mika: And also because they’ll be ashamed of me.

No! We did not come this far just to give up!

Five/Cam: We’d have eaten already.

Boring hamburgers!

One/Aislinn: …that Juror Eight apologize for calling hamburgers boring.

Excuse me?!

One/Aislinn: You crossed a line, and you need to make amends.

This is insane!

Six/Alice: Fine, then we’ll split the steak eleven ways!

I did not come this far just to have a single slice of something

• pineapple pizza

I was being ironic!

Five: Nothing is good enough for you.

I want greatness!

Bailiff: The guy changed his tune.

Six: Are you serious?

This isn’t happening!

Bailiff: No need to bring in food when justice has been served.

No. No….No no no! This is not justice! I had to call out of work! I don’t get paid today! But you know who doesn’t care? My credit cards. My bank. My utilities. When I can’t pay my bills, they don’t say, “It’s okay, Eight, at least you were serving justice!” They’ll turn off my power. But, hey, I still showed up today! I didn’t invent any excuses. I didn’t give the lawyers any stupid reasons why I wasn’t fit to serve on a jury. And I have a ton of stupid reasons. A ton! I didn’t say any of that stuff because I am honest and, in my world, honest people deserve a free lunch! And it should be a good lunch. A lunch that makes us proud to be Americans. Lunch that is big and outrageous and has enough caloric count to kill a small animal. If we can’t have lunch today, what are we even doing? Why did we go to war with England and throw all that tea in the Boston Harbor? Why did we put a an on the moon? Why.. Why….Why…didn’t I just settle for boring hamburgers? All this…and now nothing.

Bailiff: Then get out!

So, does anyone want to grab a bite to eat? Anyone?

Four: Make sure all the vegetables are organic.

Fine. I don’t care. Whatever you want.