drama lines

You may change the Duchess’ sentence. Instead of ‘Off with her

head’ change it to ‘Confiscate her tarts!’. Duchess, consider yourself

reprieved. Right, everyone, back to the Palace. Time for croquet!

Knave, pick up those tarts; Hare, show Simply Alice, Plain Alice, Just

Alice, or whatever her latest name is, the way home. Duchess, lead

on; I will bring up the rear and round up any stray heads that need

chopping off! For – ward

Im late again aren’t I oh dear im always late im always to late

What a strange lady! Does she always go around chopping off

people’s heads?

It’s just her banner of squeaking. Nobody ever loses their heads –

unless it’s really foggy! She knows it and we know it and she knows

that we know it and we know that she knows that we know it, but it’s

just her way of showing off her austerity.

You mean authority

Whatever but now to get you home let me use my inedible drains errr inedible stains err.

Incredible brains

Fazackerly you think the the thoughts right of my head this way

Ah were her

Off with his head

Oh my whiskers oh my paws she’s at it again.

That was earlier and stop calling me Shirley I am your royal highness

Well sir Alice im got a clue. OH YOUR TRAVESTY!

That’s my line

I insist on a fire trail err tire fail er

Fair trial

That as well!

Splendid idea! We’ll chop off her head and then put her on trial.

Your Scatterbrain, you’re bumping to the wrong confusion. I know who

tarted the stoles. It was…

Off with their heads

You can’t do that, your Traviata. They’re the jury, not the prisoner.

Splendid right proceed defense council

Ahem. Your Amnesty, I have Confucius proof that the stoles were

tarted not by Sir Alice, but by the Knave

Objection overruled, Just Plain-Alice. Defence, am I to understand

that you are accusing the Knave of Hearts of stealing the tarts?

Yes your tartship

Counsel for the Defence, you are now Counsel for the Prosecution.

Call your first witness.

Call the mad hatter

Call the next witness.

Call the cook

Never mind. Call the next witness.

Call Alice call Alice