My puffs Lines

Scene 1(Ernie mac): line 1 after: (Sally perks: Im sally perks. And I go to this school… Hi!)

Whos THAT?! Its me, Ernie Mac! Im basically the best… so. hi.

Scene 1(Ernie mac): line 2 after: (Cedric:Third or nothing!)

Third or nothing. Third or nothing! THIRD OR NOTHING!!!

Scene 2(Snape): line 3 after: (Puffs rambling then speak)

Sit. Everyone. Now. You are here to learn the art of potion mak-ohhhh… Puffs.

Scene 2(Snape): line 4 after: (Puffs:Hi!)

(sigh) Can anyone tell me… what. is. a. potion?

Scene 2(Snape): line 5 after: (J finch:ooo! its what you put on your skin to make it feel soft!)

No. thats Lotion

Scene 2(Snape): line 6 after: (Its the place all the fishes live!)

Wrong. thats the ocean.

Scene 2(Snape): line 7 after: (Its that dance where everyone is a train! Choo Choo!)

Thats… The locomotion.

Scene 2(Snape): line 8 after: (Leanne: its the water that surrounds all the continents!)

Thats still the ocean…

Scene 2(Snape): line 9 after: (Oliver: it. is. uh. Magic Liquid!)

You are the most dunderheaded student I have seen sit in my class. If you manage to sucseed this year, I will eat a shoe. Ten points from the Puffs.

Scene 2(Snape): line 10after: (I ate a shoe once. it didnt taste good but it diddnt taste nad.)

…Class Dissmissed

Scene 2.5(Turban): line 4 after: (After you hear the benches stop moving enter and say…)

D…D…D…D…Deffense! A…A…A…Against!

Scene 2.5(Turban): line 4 after: (Oliver:Uh-where did that voice come from?!)

Ten points from the P…P…Puffs!

Scene 3(Turban): line 4 after: (Wayne: Look. Its halloween! Lets just sit back, relax, and hope nothing happens!)

T…T…T…Troll! In the dungeon!!!

Scene 6(Ernie Mac): line 4 after: (Cedric:…Everyones earning points now!)

Repairo!

Scene 9(Snape): line 4 after: (Narrator: First schoolwork!)

What is this concoction you have made, Mr. Rivers?

Scene 9(Snape): line 4 after: (Oliver: A potion?)

Remedial Potions will be in order this year.

Scene 10(Snape): line 4 after: (P. Locky: lets get some volunteers out here. Um, Mr Potter)

And Mr Malfoy

Scene 11(Puffs): line 4 after: (Puffs: AHHHH!!!! WE ARE NOT A THREAT!!!)

Please be our friend.

Scene 11(Ernie): line 4 after: (J Finch: no. its just ol’ J finch he’s after. And I never got… I never go to… I never got to eat all the flavored beans)

Justin, We’ll keep you safe. Just promise me you won’t leave this common room. Promise us all you wont leave.

Scene 18(Ernie Mac): line 4 after: (Hannah: Hey guys… that sirius guy. I heard he can turn into a… uh… flowery shrub… its true….ohhhh)

I heard a rummor that our new teacher. Hes a were-… a were-…

Scene 18(Puffs): line 4 after: (Susie: I know how you feel. Life’s a nightmare)

yeah.

Scene 18(Puffs): line 4 after: (Leanne: Guys?! I don’t know how I got out here?!)

YEAH!!

Scene 18(Puffs): line 4 after: (Leanne:FOURTH PLACE!!)

FOURTH PLACE!!!

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after: (Narrator: yes, back to school. Where nothing dangerous ever happens.)

attention students! same headmaster here. this year we will be hosting two other wizard schools. One with French people…

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after: (*Frenchy answers in French*)

…And the Drago-Strang Institute. They are all very intimidating, and they break dance.

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after: (Viktor: I cannot be defeated. If he dies, he dies.)

They are here to compete alongside on of you in a very dangerous Wizard Tournament. Anyone who wishes to participate, put your name in this cup. We’ll draw names on Halloween!

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Narrator: It only gets more exciting in YEAR FOUR: THE PUFFS AND THE YEAR THEY MATTERED)

It’s Halloween! Lets find out who our competitors will be.

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Puffs:(not excited)Yeah.)

Ow! Hot! Fire!… Mr Digory.

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne:…and noone can take it from us!)

Ow-hot. Fire…again. …Mr Potter?

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after:(*take a beat from your last line and then…*)

MR POTTER!!!!

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Harry: uh oh. whatd I get into this time?)

HARRY!!!!!!!!!

Scene 20(Headmaster): line 4 after:(*me saying HARRY!!!!!!*)

Did you put your name in that little ol cup over there? Did you? Im the deffinition of calm right now.

Scene 29(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: …He’s dead)

Remember. Should a time ever come where you must choose between something that is easy or something that is right… remember a kind, sweet, loyal boy… and what happened to him, because he crossed the path of an evil man. Remember Cedric.

Scene 30(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Hannah: Now. Me and Ernie are Prefects this year. Our number one rule is:”no being too sad”)

Yeah.

Scene 30(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(J. Finch: Im just happy to be here with all of you. My friends. Feelings.)

J. FINCH APPROVED!

Scene 31(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Harry: Oh! All right! YEAH. Thanks Wayne.*Exits first*)

Excuse me. oh. uhm. Student. have you seen Harry? I wanted to explain some facts about his past, and why ive been avoiding him.

Scene 31(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne:…Havent seen him.)

Hm. I guess it can wait until the end of the year.

Scene 32(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Hannah: I was just so happy to be included. I am in the group right?)

Harry’s looking over this way. Lets practice our Stunning spells.

Scene 32(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(J Finch: Great Im doing the stunning, I understand)

I’ll do the stunning. Me. Me first.

Scene 32(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(*Me saying my last line*)

Okay. 3. 2. 1. Stupidify!

Scene 32(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Hannah: you mean, we did the spell, right?!)

YEAH!

Scene 33(Death Buddy#1): line 4 after:(Mister Voldy: Now, my death buddies. Fetch me my broom.)

Oh. Um. We don’t need brooms to fly anymore. We just can. My Lord.

Scene 36(Snape): line 4 after:(Wayne: wait. Special Teenage Magic Talk? Who teaches that?)

Uhm. Hmm. The birds. Uhhhm. The bees. Hmm.

Scene 36(Snape): line 4 after:(*After a pause from me*)

…Lily

Scene 41(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Narrator: And upon being told to leave the great hall for evacuation… it was a puff who stood up first.)

What if we want to stay and fight?

Scene 41(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(J finch: I‘m a puff. And i’m staying.)

I’m a puff. I’m staying.

Scene 42(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Xavia Jones: …I owe you so many birthday presents.*Exit first*)

So if your immaginary, how come the bad people can see you?

Scene 42(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(J finch: They must have special glasses!)

The how come I can see you?

Scene 42(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(J. Finch: …you must be special.)

STUPIDIFY!

Scene 42(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Susie: EXISTENTIO CRISIS! Not today!)

Susie! quick! There’s too many of them. we’re regrouping in the common room.

Scene 42(Ernie Mac): line 4 after:(Susie: EXISTENTIO CRISIS! Not today!)

Susie! Quick! theres too many of them. We’re regrouping in the common room.

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: AHHHHH! what? where am I?)

…you-are not harry. umm… I want to say Wayne?

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: Headmaster? But yooure… am I?)

Im afraid that must be the case.

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: Oh. Where are we?)

To be honest Im not sure. It’s more of a thing for Harry.

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne…Why did I have to be so…Unimportant?)

Wayne, it is very easy to feel like your only a secondary character in someone else’s grand story. That does not mean, however, there isn’t another story out there thats all about you. The one where youre the most important person in the world. The Hero. We’re all important, Wayne. And we’re all unimportant. We’re all heros. In some way. To someone. And as for your story? I think it was pretty cool.

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: So…theres not some big suprise and ill open my eyes right where I died?)

Im afraid not.

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: But I was finally good at magic.)

Theres only one magic we ever really need, Wayne. A magic that will let you live on. The greatest magic there is. Love. And on that note. I really hate to do this but… I am expecting someone… and so…uh…

Scene 43(Headmaster): line 4 after:(Wayne: Headmaster. Just one more thing. Did I really spend seven years at wizard school to find out that you believe love is the greatest magic there is?)

…Yes…see for yourself.