I Listened to YOU! - Timmy Lines

can you pass me three eggs?

How many times do I have to tell you Micheal, I hate when you call me that. It’s Tim-mee. MEE!

The eggs?

Here. [throws egg] [it cracks] Whoops.

TIMMY!

Ehh, it’s fine. We’ll just clean it up later.

…and stir between each egg.

You know, Mom was right to leave us home alone. I mean, when she comes back and sees our pancake bar, she’s gonna be so pleased.

…You done?

I think so. What’s next?

…two cups of milk.

Two cups? What does that even mean Micheal?

…milk carton?

[hand it to Micheal]

…math last week.

So… we put the whole thing in?

Yup! [I pour milk into the bowl]

Are you sure that was right? It looks really runny.

…add the flour.

Okay, if you say so.

…two cups of flour.

How do I do that?

…we’ll get it later.

[scoop two cups of flour from the floor into the bowl] Done!

…watery than it should be.

I just did what you said.

…it would be thicker.

Well, we could just add more flour?

…mess it up more than you already have.

Well maybe…

…try not to do anything else wrong.

The corner?

Yes. Understood?

Okay.

[lights go red]

Micheal, you might wanna…

Who told you to talk?

But Micheal…

I can’t hear you! [smoke alarm goes off]

Micheal, it’s burning!

Well, don’t just sit there!

[shuts off stove]

[he throws the pan out the door]

Like that’s any better?!

…isn’t in our house anymore!

Well, the alarm is still going off!

…helpful, it wouldn’t be!

I was following your instructions!

…sit in the corner?!

Yuh-huh. I put two cups of flour and a quart of milk in the bowl like you said!

…did something wrong.

Yeah, I did; I listened to YOU! I told you the batter didn’t look right, YOU said it did. I said to add more flour, YOU said no, and then YOU added more flour anyway! I would have helped to cook it, but YOU said to sit in the corner. Nobody ever listens to Timmy! It’s always Micheal, Micheal, Micheal! Did you ever think that…

…my fault too? [throws egg]

[duck] That wasn’t, but this was! [throws flour]

Hey!

You started it!

Oh, it stopped.

I guess it did. What time is it?

6:13, why?

When was it that Mom said she would be back?

I’m home!

[fear]