Little John Lines

… for example, the old man beside me is actually Robin Hood. But I don’t know that yet.

Robin!

Don’t say my name, Little John. I’m in disguise.

Sorry. Sorry. So, all is a go.

Excellent.

For the heist I mean.

I understand.

Of the contents of Prince John’s vaults in Nottingham Castle

Got it. Let's b e a little more discreet, okay?

No Problem. Discreee-shion is something I am good at.

Good. And don’t stand next to me. You kind of stand out. Because of your size.

I’m trying to hunch over.

And you’re doing splendid.

Okay, I’m going to go back over and work some more on this heisting. I’m very excited we’re doing this, Robin.

Me too, old friend.

Robbing from the rich to give to the poor. It’s like exactly what were about.

That is true.

And the taxes are so high! So very high!!

Okay. Let’s be a little quieter.

Not to mention the disappearings. What happens, you think to people who cant pay their taxes? Jail? Death? We should find out, Robin!

… But yes, we will help.

We’re helpful.

We try to be.

Right. I’m really enjoying being one of your Merry Men, Robin!

Good, good. Just keep your voice down.

Am I being to merry?

No. No.

I’m taking it too literally.

You’re just the right amount of merry.

Thanks, Robin. You always know what to say.

We’re outnumbered Little John. Take the gold and run. I’ll cover your escape.

I can’t leave you.

Go. Take the other Merry Men. I’ll find a way to escape. I always do.

But what if this time you can’t?

(Ad-lib) Robin! Yay!

Who’s this, Robin?

So what do you say? Can he be one of us?

Let’s see what he’s made of.

I do okay.

Usually we take turns. You want me too—

Right. Yeah. Yeah. I didn’t mean me. I was just… never mind. Never mind.

What are we gonna do Robin? About the disappearances?

I think we need to think about it?

Thinking’s not my strong suit.

I know, Little John. But you have a lot of other strong suits.

Most of my suits are strong.

I know Little John.

I also sometimes say things I don’t mean to say when we wrestle.

I know, little John.

It makes me feel big. You’re getting better.

Tommy?! Tommy!

Sometimes when we wrestle, I think about Maid Marian.

I know Little John.

Tell me about her.

she’s a person, like anyone else.

But she’s soft. So soft.

Not softer than me.

Much softer. What is it like when she kisses you.

I don’t know.

Is it like a snowfall? Is it like leaves? Is it like falling in a river or hitting your head on a tree?

Yes.

I knew it. She’s really special. Especially special. Your lucky to have her.

I know, Little John.

I’m going to stop thinking about her now. Right now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Okay, really. Now. Say something nice the next time you see her. Like… I send my regards. So she knows I care In a respectful way.

Okay, Little John.

I guess we should think more at the problem at hand. Do you think the disappeared are dead now?

I think he’s collecting them. I think he’s taunting me.

What will we do?

Well we’ll break them out of jail, won’t we? It’s time to plan a jailbreak.

Oh good!

And then FOOM! He was gone.

Froom?

No, more like—Foom!

Fume.

Not a woman neither. I think that I’m not a man nor a woman. Neither of those things feels like who I am.

What’s happening, Robin?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Can I become a bear, then?

Will and I have an announcement.

Oh no!

Yeah. It’s true.

With each other?

… their personhood.

Robin? I don’t understand what’s happening.

Is it too much change too fast, old friend?

I guess so.

But things happen when things happen.

I guess you have Maid Marian and they have each other.

Right.

Sometimes it seems everybody’s got someone but me.

No. No.

I don’t understand these new things.

Right. You know, Little John, I wanted to tell you something, actually I—you and me, I mean. No. You. You’re—

At least I can always count on you, Robin. To stay constant.

You’re a great asset to the team.

Thanks Robin. I just wish. No, never mind. I’m looking forward to the jailbreak.

Yes, sire.

Robin should be back by now. Should we postpone