Theatre Script

This is nice Norman. Its cozy

It used to be better when we had those little rugs. Arnolds got them hid.

I got these for you I picked them

You’re welcome very much. They’re pretty. Youre welcome, thank you. thank you

I picked them in that lot near Getty station. You know that lot?

Getty gas. Thats good gas. Would you please like a donut

You got a jar or somtehing to put them in

I got them on plates in piles, see. they wont fit in a jar

Gee Norman your silly. I mean the flowers

The flowers? Oh boy I thought you wanted a jar for the doughnuts. Oh boy I’m sure silly You aint kiddin oh boy . . . Wont you please like a donut

I got to go at nine. The bus comes then

Maybe Ill have one, thank you. (Take donut) They call this one honey-dipped. But you know what? Its not real honey. I told Arnold that and he said we should picket.

Maybe we should put them in a jar or something

Ill get a jar or something

We used, to but Helen with the tiuc eats paper sometime, Its awful

Oh boy you bet

We still got the frame but Gods all eaten up

God? she ate a picture of God? oh boy!

One time Helen ate a roll of toilet paper

Want to see the bathroom? We got a nice bathroom

No thank you. I went before

We got swans in there

This is nice Norman its cozy

We used to have this poster with kitties on it but Jack said it was too baby. I kind of liked it though. Would you please like a donut? (Sit on flowers) Oh-oh oh boy oh-oh oh-oh . . . Sheila are the flowers under me? DO you remember?

I got them in that lot near the Getty station

Thats good gas. Getty gas. Sheila, I think somebody sat on these. I think Im very sorry but I was just sitting down to have a donut and for us to talk

Thats ok Norman

But theyre all broken

Flowers grow right back

I feel awful bad about them Sheila

Thats ok Norman flowers break a lot. Thats how come you get them free

would you please like a donut

I had spaghetti for supper

(Get the gift box) Sheila I got you this. Its a present. Can I have the bow.

No theyre pretty I want them

Open it

Oh Norman I feel all jumpy

Me too. Can I have the bows

No. I know whats in it. let me guess, a frog

Nope. Oh boy, a frog’d be hard to wrap

Gee Norman youre funny

I am? Oh boy you aint kiddin, oh boy!

You are Norman. Youre funny

Oh boy!

Oh Norman Keys. You got me keys. Oh, Norman

Theyre nice huh? Try them on. Oh boy I cant wait to see them on

Norman this is the best gift I ever got

Try them on. Put them on your belt. They’ll fit good

What side

Whatever makes you feel more balanced. Jack, he got me the ring. Its made of metal. And Arnold got me all of the keys. He says that the movie theatre has all the keys around that nobody uses too much. And Lucien, he gave me that little bitty key. Its from his diary he got, but he cant write so who cares.

the most beautiful keyts I ever saw

They should be. Theyre right from the movies. Oh! Did that go fast! Oh boy!

I got to go for the bus at nine

Seven thirty and Nine are to close together, oh boy!

I got to go Norman

A butler couldt tell you better time. Would ypu please like a donut

The bus goes at nine, it dont wait

My name is Norman Bulansky. welcome to my home. Thank you for visiting with me. Im sorry I broke your flowers, come again

Norman this is the most beautiful present I ever got

Welcome to Norman Bulanksy come again

I got to go the bus goes at nine. Bye, Norman

Bye, Sheila. Thank you for visiting with me. Come again.