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Oh, this

is so exciting!

This

good?

Woah there, friend! There’s no need to take

the lord’s name in vain! Now, is this good?

Yes

ma’am!

Hello! My name is Elder Jacobsen. I am eighteen years old

and I'm straight outta Salt Lake City! You know the one!

SHoot!

She’s good…

That's just it!! You always say that!! We'll always

get them next time!! Not this time!! Not now!!

Wow, how profound! Did you

come up with that yourself elder?

ELDER ANDERSON - No. Nephi 3:15. You should know that.

FRICK!

(them) Um…

Kohls?

(die) Um…

ah… close!

CONNER - Uhhh... so I'm having a party this weekend? You guys should totally pull up!

Okay!

Wait! How will we

know where to go?

We're most definitely going to that party! I dearly love being a Latter-day Saint and serving my church,

but I've always had this desire to branch out and see what life can be beyond all these rules!

But just think, Elder! This is a golden opportunity! Not

as golden as the plates, but a golden one nonetheless!

Oh come on, Elder! I think

you're overreacting. In that house lies-

Hello! My name is Elder Jacobsen and I would like to share with you

this amazing book of Jesus Christ! It could be your path to eternal life!

No? That's fine, you

have a lovely day!

-a collection of lost souls who need guidance. We could go to that party, recruit

some new friends, and maybe have a little fun while doing it! What do you say?

ELDER ANDERSON: -say, even though they should. And just think of the scene? There'll be loud music, flashing lights, alcohol, drugs, and worst of all!...

What?

I hear you, Elder. But I can't help but believe

at least one person will listen! So, can we please go?

Hello partygoers! Would any of you perhaps be interested in learning about the church

of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? If you are, we're the guys to talk to!

Actually... I did

find one curious individual.

And that is how we accomplished

our mission here in Bloomington, Indiana!!

Now, would you like to

learn about the church of-