a trip to the moon scene 1!!

You’re not Sharon

No, sir

Who are you

I’m here for the interview

Interview

For the engineering job

How did you get an interview

you mean(pause) because I’m a woman?

Job interview at a time like this?

I suspect someone in your Human Resources department

Sharon!

Your intercom isn’t working properly

Sharon!

Sharon isn’t out there

You don’t even know who Sharon is

I assume it’s the women who’s supposed to be sitting at the desk out there(pointing offstage)

Yes Sharon is my secretary

Well then you should probably know that Sharon is gone

Wha do you mean she’s gone?

I mean, her desk is empty

She probably just went to powder her nose

(Scrunch nose) I think Sharon quit

She’s gone!

Like I said…( growing irritated)

I think Sharon quit !

I wonder why …

Tho it’s the third I lost this month!

You don’t say?

People just don’t wanna work these days

Or, they just don’t want to work for you

You don’t have any secretarial skills do you?

(Annoyed) absolutely not.

I thought u were here for a job?

An engineering job.

Cause I could…secretarial position

sigh) like I said, I’m hear for the engineering job. Here’s my resume.

It’s not a good time for a job interview you’re just gonna have to reschedule

With who?

My secretary

Incredulous laugh) you don’t have a secretary

i would if you’re interested

Not a chance

Then I’m afraid you’ll have to come back next month

Next month! But I drove TWO HOURS to get here. Are you absolutely sure you can’t spare a few minutes?

I just don’t have time for this

I understand.

We could have a real disaster on our hands

You mean these specs?

Russian spy or something?

The bark says lunar module specs

Ah right

So, next month then?

Unless…

Nope. Not a chance