Would You Rather

Would you rather have a pet skunk or a pet raccoon?

Raccoon, duh

Would you rather be always itchy or always sweaty?

Sweaty…there are solutions for that!

Would you rather be tissue paper or toilet paper?

Tissue paper!! Gross.

Would you rather eat dirt or drink vinegar?

Drink vinegar, obviously. Who else drinks pickle juice?

Would you rather have a tail or horns?

Horns! They could be fun and stylish.

Would you rather be able to fly or have invisibility?

Invisibility! You could sneak around and avoid detection.

Would you rather have X-ray vision or the ability to see through walls?

X-ray vision would be incredible! Imagine seeing through anything.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or walk on water?

Breathe underwater! You could explore ocean depths without limits. I always wanted to be a mermaid

Would you rather have a million dollars or be able to fly?

A million dollars is nothing these days. Let me fly, baby!

Would you rather be able to swim like a fish or run like a cheetah?

Swimming like a fish! You would have incredible speed and agility in water, allowing for amazing underwater exploration.

Would you rather be really smart or really strong?

We’re all already so smart!

Would you rather be able to stop time or teleport anywhere?

Teleport anywhere. I’d be on the beach with a pina colada so fast RN

Would you rather have a mansion with a private beach or a million dollars?

A million dollars gets you nothing these days- get me a mansion with a private beach!

Would you rather never have to sleep again or never have to eat again?

I could never give up food!!

Would you rather always feel hot or always feel cold?

Always feel hot. I can't stand the cold!

Would you rather have a giant head or a tiny body?

This feels like a trick question...proportionally it’d be the same either way!

Would you rather live forever or die and come back as a ghost?

I want to haunt you all! 👻

Would you rather give up shampoo or toothpaste?

I'd pick shampoo- I can’t stand when my teeth feel fuzzy

Would you rather lose your wallet or your phone?

I guess if I lost my phone I would need my wallet to buy a new one…?

Would you prefer having ten siblings or being the only child?

Truthfully, I’d want to be an only child! I can make friends and not have to deal with sharing 9 siblings with my parents