Fast Food Jesus lines

OPENING LINE

“Can you believe how boring that class is? What was Mr. McAllister even talking about?

Cue: “Yeah, it’s whatever, at least it’s the weekend now. How, do you want to come to Mass with me on Sunday?”

“Ah girl, you know I wanted to, but I just don’t think I can this weekend. I have a game on Saturday and then I’m going to a party with my friends after. I’m gonna get home super late, and I need to wake up Sunday and have time to do my homework. You know how it is… busy, busy, busy…”

Cue: “Yup, you just seem to always have more important things piling up…”

“Don’t worry, sis, I’ll make sure I spend time with the Lord this weekend. But thanks for trying to hold me accountable.”

Cue: “Alright, but remember, He is always there.”

“When I have time, I’ll definitely be there.”

Cue: “How can I help you today?”

“Hey, I’m in a hurry, I’ll take one Jesus to go please.”

Cue: “We’re giving out samples today!”

“Well, what’s the cotton candy Jesus like?”

Cue: “…because being a Christian shouldn’t have to be hard!”

“Wow! That sounds nice and convenient. Sometimes