Julie Side 5 Pages 87-88

RACHEL. You've been out to ruin my marriage right from the start! 

Me? I’ve been trying to save your marriage!

RACHEL. You've a funny way of showing it! 

Well it’s a pretty funny marriage.

RACHEL. How dare you! Who are you to judge my personal relationships? But now I know what it's all about. 

What?

RACHEL. Jealousy! 

Eh?

RACHEL. You want him for yourself! 

Who? What are you talking about?

RACHEL. You didn't spend the night with Tom at all, did you? 

Well, I, er…

RACHEL. You spent it with Bill! 

Did I?

RACHEL. The nerve of it! On the night before my wedding! 

I thought I spent it with Tom?

RACHEL. You mean you don't know who you spent it with? 

That’s who I’m supposed to have spent it with.

RACHEL. So did you, or didn't you? 

No, I didn’t.

RACHEL. There you are then! 

But just because I didn’t spend it with Tom doesn’t mean I spent it with Bill!

RACHEL. Tom says you did. 

Tom says I did?

RACHEL. Yes. 

When?

RACHEL. Just now. 

Just now?

RACHEL. Do stop repeating everything I say! 

What did he say exactly?

RACHEL. He said that all the time he was supposed to be in here with you, Judy, he was actually somewhere else altogether, and it was Bill who was in here with you, Judy! 

Ah - I get it now!

RACHEL. No, you got it last night. (Advances with the toilet brush.) And I'm going to see you don't get it again! 

No, no! Look, you’ve got this all wrong.

RACHEL. (Advancing.) Oh, no I haven't. 

Please - just let me explain!

RACHEL. (Stopping.) Very well - explain. 

You see, what happened was… (Pause.) It’s too complicated.