Mr. Burns, a post-electric play: Mr. Burns lines (the fop)

ITCHY and SCRATCHY: Come let us all be extra merry

Everyone’s going to be sad

ITCHY and SCRATCHY: Things are going to tuuuuurn out bad!

Itchy!

ENZO: Whichever one you are:

Bart Simpson. After so many years.

Bart: Mr. Burns. Looks like the cat dragged you in.

You’re looking as fresh as a daisy; life has been kind to you, a pity

LEIGH: and yes I will confess it, my pleasure,

to see that you are educated

BART: I’m better off without them, it’s time I was my own man.

You’ll be alone Bart Simpson, soon enough

BART: The beef you have is with me Mr. Burns why don’t you just let my family go now

Let them go you say. Let them go where? Out into the storm? That would hardly be kind. I slipped the rope as I plunged from the dock: we’re mid stream now, in the middle of a raging river

ENZO: no, much better if we remain inside tonight; we’ll play cards, and drink…

hot cocoa

BART and LISA: If it weren’t for those darn—

LISA: O!

Rebel Simpsons

LISA: Now you look here, Mr. Burns! —

A spitfire! Ex-cellent. You have the same Antic spirit as your loveable scamp brother I adore a little spitfire.

LEIGH: Just take a look at these wee enchanting fistacuffs such a fierce determined adge of digits why…

I could just eat them up. Now take a gander at these babies here - appetizing, no?

ENZO: they tell a very important story: the story of the

left hand

ENZO: the story of the LEFT HAND and the

right hand

ENZO: the story of the LEFT HAND and the RIGHT HAND: the story of the

world

ENZO: now pay very close attention little children,

watch and learn

ENZO: Right here we have Mr. L-O-V-E,

love. Proud and sassy just as pleased as punch. But then along comes ol’ H-A-T-E hate

ENZO: not to worry Love is a winnin’ alright Love is —

oh but no, no, tell me it isn’t so

ENZO: Chirrin’ it’s so!

LEIGH: Love is down!

Down for the count!

ENZO: Is that an eyelash I see flutterin’ there?

LEIGH: No!

Love is out cold!

ENZO: O wake up

Love

ENZO: wake up — Little Children,

Ladies and Gentlemen we got to rouse Love in time