Addams Family (Morticia Lines)

Gomes: Fight sir, fight like a man! Feel the kiss of my Spanish steel! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Foiled again! Oww! Foiled by your lightning reflexes!

Morticia: Gomez, look.

Gomez: Ugh! Flowers! Who would send something so tasteless?

Morticia: (reading card) “The most precious gift there is, More goody-licious than gold, Is the blessing we call friendship, Whether new or very old.”

Gomez: “Goody-licious?” Who talks like that? (Morticia removes flower from stem)

Morticia: The Beinekes. Wednesday’s friend Lucas and his parents. They’re coming for dinner tonight.

Gomez: Lucas?

Morticia: Yes.

Gomez: But Lucas is a boy’s name.

Morticia: Yes.

Gomez: Wednesday has a friend who’s a boy?

Morticia: It’s nothing, darling. Puppy live. (hand Lurch the flowers) Put these in water.